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Vote for the Worst Presents: The Worst Songs of 2006
And The Era of Jedward is Over
Unfortunately, two of the most VFTW contestants ever to appear on a reality show, John and Edward, were voted off of the UK's X Factor tonight. Bad choice, England. It's not as if the other acts are really all that great anyway, so Jedward should've stuck around for entertainment value. But alas, it is not a time to mourn, but a time to celebrate all that was the last 7 weeks of Jedwardy goodness. It was a good run, boys, and we like your style. Thanks for the entertainment and we hope to see an upcoming Jedward Land stage show. We'll continue to support your awesome antics no matter what you do.
John and Edward in a TV Commercial
Choose JEDWARD! Vote!
It's Wham! Week on the X-Factor (lol), and Jedward have Chosen VFTW, as they gave another in their endless line of classic VFTW performances. And now it's time to continue another line, that of knocking off pimped contestants, so put down your tea/ale and vote for them non-stop...NOW!
In the UK, call 0901 61 611 03 to vote for Jedward. I suspect it will not work outside of the UK, but if it did it would be +44 901 61 611 03
Vote for the Worst Presents: The Worst Songs of 2005
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2005 was the year that incorporated way too much obnoxious spelling into songs. Suddenly, every coke whore with a record deal had to prove that she could also pass a 3rd grade spelling bee. So let's take a listen to the elementary school dropouts who made you remember the value of an education (and decent tune) in 2005:
10. Weezer- Beverly Hills
Would anyone really go to the Playboy mansion to hear Weezer play? Would anyone even go to a bowling alley to hear Weezer play? Certainly not if it's this song. The Playboy Mansion isn't even in Beverly Hills, they should actually be singing Holmby Hills. Incredibly boring, incredibly repetitive, and a waste of radio space that took up way more time than it deserved.
Jedward is SAFE After Queen Week!
Hooray! John and Edward live to sing another day on UK's X Factor. Jamie's out. Simon didn't look too pleased. But of course, we're excited as all hell. You can't stop the Jedward train, it's on its way to the win!
John and Edward's Performance of Under Pressure/Ice Ice Baby
Another great effort from Jedward. Ice Ice Baby is just too ridiculously awesome to ignore. Simon finally went to Jedward Land and appreciated it, so everyone else should appreciate it too. So if you're in England right now, stop reading this site, and go vote! Right now!
John and Edward Will Perform "Ice Ice Baby" on Tonight's X Factor
Seriously. We love Louis Walsh! Jedward will be performing a mashup of "Ice Ice Baby" and "Under Pressure" for Queen Week tonight. It just keeps getting better. Make sure you tune in tonight and vote for Jedward if you live in the UK. And if you don't, call all of your friends who do live there, and let them know that VFTW supports Jedward and needs their help to keep them in. By the way, here's a funny picture from the Belfast Telegraph:
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2006 was the year where artists who just plain can't sing dominated the airwaves. A woman who was famous for a sex tape, the most obnoxious overuser of autotune, a lonely goatherd, and others made the radio a painful place. You couldn't turn the dial without your eardrums splitting open. Could 2006 be the worst year for music ever, or will 2009 make 2006 seem utterly brilliant? As we start to head to the end of the decade, check out the songs that made you lose faith in humanity in 2006:
10. Daniel Powter – Bad Day
This song just blows. American Idol sent it to radio repeat hell, but it was a bad song to begin with. So what, you had a bad day? I can't hear this song anymore without picturing awful slow motion montages with the words "it was a great experience" and "I'm so proud of myself" over and over. Not to mention Daniel Powter says in interviews that he doesn't even like it that much. If he doesn't even like it and he makes stupid frowny faces everytime he talks about it, I'm sure not going to like it.