Taylor Hicks
Taylor Hicks is Reduced to Signing Albums at Walmart
Wow, Taylor Hicks has fallen from grace and into a muddy swamp of frauen. Poor guy. He went from winning American Idol (thanks to VFTW) to now signing albums at Walmart in the Women's Plus Sizes Department (that's not a joke... we wish it was). Idletard of course has all of the info, including pictures like the one on the left. A large crowd showed up for Taylor. And by large, we don't mean in numbers, we mean in the size of each person. They're heifers. The frauen usually are.
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For Those of You Who Don't Get the Danny-Taylor Comparison
Danny Gokey's personally selected song for tonight is "You Are so Beautiful." Taylor Hicks sang the exact same thing during the Top 3 week 3 years ago. Danny Gokey is clearly the next Taylor Hicks minus Taylor's likability, personality, sense of humor, and ability to not pimp dead people to win a show. Let's help him win!
Taylor Hicks Releases "What's Right is Right"
After being let go from the evil Idol empire, Taylor Hicks decided to self-release his next album on his own homemade label, Modern Whomp Records. The first product of this is "What's Right is Right", available for preview on Amazon. Honestly, it sounds the same as his last album which didn't catch on. So let's hope the rest of the record has better songs for Taylor's sake. A music video is coming for this song on January 12th, so that should be interesting, and the album drops on March 10th. Taylor's still the first Idol contestant to acknowledge this website with a picture, so we hope he does well, but we also hope his batshit crazy fans eat themselves to death at a buffet of cupcakes. The world would be a better place.
Taylor Hicks Loves the Jonas Brothers
It's gotten this bad. I guess in a publicity stunt gone wrong, Taylor Hicks stands outside Live with Regis and Kelly with a sign to show his affection for the Jonas Brothers. Either that or he really does love them. We're going to chalk this up to Taylor trying to be funny and give him the benefit of the doubt. If you don't know who the Jonas Brothers are, ask your kids. They know. Trust us.
The Vote for the Worst Hall of Fame Top 20 Favorite American Idol Performances Ever
As the seventh season of American Idol has ended, Vote for the Worst has compiled a list of the 20 performances that make us actually take the time to watch Idol. These are not the 20 worst performances, nor are they 20 performances with bad singing. They are our 20 favorite, most entertaining performances that really define what VFTW is all about. Did your favorite make the list? Click "Read more" to see how the members of this site ranked our top 20, watch the performances again that you love, and check out some new ones you may have never seen that are true classics.
Taylor Hicks Gets a Role in Grease
Why do they even call the show American Idol anymore? They might as well call it Fail At Releasing An Album Then Have a Role on Broadway Idol. VFTW winner Taylor Hicks joins the long line of Idols who received a Broadway role. He'll be performing as Teen Angel in Grease, singing "Beauty School Dropout", for 3 months from June through September. Though honestly, even he can do better that that. His second album is also due out soon, and Taylor says it will have country influences and political songs. Whatever you do, don't piss off your rabid, overweight, delusional haus frau fanbase. They're the ones buying 100 of your albums each. So you might want to write a song called "I Like to Sleep With Menopausal Fat Chicks" as a precautionary measure to guarantee a gold album.
Was Taylor Hicks hanging with a hooker?
We don't quite get the obsession of Radar Magazine with Taylor Hicks (they seem to know more about his sex life than the creepy obsessed Soul Patrolers), but they let us all in on a possible tidbit. Their speculation is that the girl who was pictured romping on the beach with Taylor a little while back may actually be an escort. Taylor truly is the VFTW winner in every sense of the word, and we love it, though we're sure even he can get some without paying for it. But hey, let the man enjoy his hookers! After suffering through a traumatizing stint on AI and being forced to sing awful karaoke songs, you might need a high priced ho to cry on too. (Picture from Splash News)
AOL Presents VFTW's Top 10 Biggest Idol Flops!
Check it out. VFTW has partnered with AOL to bring you the top 10 biggest career flops after Idol. Who will be #1? Read it to find out!