Kris Allen
Cree Ingles's Reaction to Kris Allen Winning
Kris Allen's Studio Version of "No Boundaries"
Yep, still just as bad as it was last night, though through no fault of Kris. Kara DioGuardi may be the worst songwriter ever. Either her or Soulja Boy.
Album Covers Show Who Idol Producers Wanted to Win
A reader named Joseph sent us the 2 album covers for Adam Lambert and Kris Allen's versions of "No Boundaries". One looks like it took some effort and the other looks slapped together. Joseph also mentioned that Adam's version of the song has a ton of production while Kris's doesn't. Idol probably assumed Adam had this thing in the bag and didn't take too much time to work on Kris's art. Too bad we messed that one up.
The Associated Press Actually Sent Out a News Alert that Adam Lambert Won. Oops!
Even the press isn't sure what to do with Kris Allen's win. This makes it an even funnier VFTW victory. Seacoast Online reporter Gina Carbone wrote a whole article because she's so bitter.
Bad call, Sneaky Silent Majority. Congratulations on getting your middle of-the-road choice once again. Safe. Easy. "No Boundaries" my arse. You clearly are keeping those boundaries tightly in place. All you've done is canonize martyr Glambert -- somewhere someone is seeing his face on a piece of toast and worshipping it even more -- and making Kris Allen "The Guy Who Stole American Idol From Adam Lambert."
Hilarious! And she mentioned a funny tidbit about the AP sending out the wrong winner.
The Associated Press was ready to crown him. They sent out an AP News Alert at 10:02 p.m. Wednesday night: "Adam Lambert has won the eighth season of "American Idol," beating fellow finalist Kris Allen." They fixed it quickly to read: "CORRECTS: Kris Allen won the 8th season of "American Idol," beating finalist Adam Lambert."
No one suspected the power of VFTW and Arkansas.
Kris Allen Beat Adam Lambert By a Large Margin
The Kris Allen-Adam Lambert showdown wasn't even close according to a tweet by Billy Bush. Rumor also has it that 38 million of the 100 million votes cast last night came exclusively from Arkansas. Since most of the country voted for Adam, that would about even it out. Combine that with VFTW's help and the pissed off Danny Gokey fans, and it was easy to see why Kris won. VFTW Victory! (Info via MJ's Big Blog)
Another Adam Lambert Fan Reacts to Kris Allen Winning
We'll never get tired of laughing at the Adam Lambert fans who are mad that Kris won. VFTW Victory! This one's name is Kerstain (insert joke here), though she's a little over the top so she's probably just looking for attention and making this up. We'll happily give her the attention though so people can get a good laugh.
Aperilla Reacts to Kris Allen Winning
VFTW's least favorite Adam Lambert fan, Aperilla12, posted a YouTube reaction to Kris winning, complete with plenty of profanity. VFTW Victory!
We did it. Kris Allen Actually Won American Idol! VFTW Victory!
Kris Allen won American Idol season 8. The guy who was supposed to go home for many weeks actually took home the title and beat out the clear frontrunner. VFTW Victory! The votes were close, and VFTW's extra votes may have been what pushed him over the edge to beat megapimped Adam Lambert in the finale. This is a hilarious result, as the show clearly wanted Adam to win. When Kris was announced as the winner, Simon wouldn't even give him a standing ovation like the other judges did. This is one of the greatest VFTW victories of all time, as the person who was supposed to win ended up losing. Gotta love it.
Thanks to everyone for a great season, it's been so much fun and we had a great time messing with America's Largest Karaoke Competition. And to top it all off, we helped select the winner. So all of you Adam fans out there, we just have one thing to say. BWAHAHAHA. It's still funny! We're sure the news wil try to spin it like Adam lost because America is homophobic or because America loves an underdog. But we all know it was VFTW making sure the pimped winner didn't stand a chance. Bravo.
Sometimes the smallest gestures are the funniest.