Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2008 brought back a lot of things from the past you'd rather forget about. A lot of the worst songs of the year sampled past music, reintroduced bands we all thought had died, and even put a familiar face at the #1 spot. (This article is a repost of the original on December 11, 2008. For some fun comments from Beyonce fans who were furious at her inclusion on the list, check out that article's comments).
10. The Jonas Brothers – When You Look Me in the Eyes
As if American Idol didn’t prove it already, thank you Jonas Brothers for proving that 11 year old girls have no taste. Apparently tweens get off on gender ambiguous Disney clones with huge eyebrows whining like someone stole their bike. The song? It’s a bad pop song, but there are so many of those. This is top 10 material because the way these guys sing encourages people all over the world to just end their lives so they don’t have to listen to the next Jonas Brothers single.
She doesn't sound that great, but it also looks like she's lip syncing. So how does that work? Best unintentional humor, she's on top of the Jimmy Dean float. Or was that intentional?
Well, she's trying really hard, but it's still not worse than Adam Lambert's cover.
Still can't get over the hideous blonde hair. Why ruin the one thing she actually had going for her?
Ohnotheydidnt is reporting that Katharine McPhee's latest raping of musical taste, Unbroken, has been pushed back from a Fall release date until January 5th. It's bittersweet. While Katharine McPhee by no means deserves a career, it'll be fun to find the next masterpiece of crap that she sings in the vein of Open Toes and I Know What Boys Like. Bittersweet, indeed.
The internet is buzzing that Jim Verraros married his boyfriend Bill Brennan in Illinois. People Magazine even did an online feature on it. We're surprised that people seem to remember who Jim is (9th place finisher on American Idol season 1). What's not being reported anywhere is that Jim's boyfriend is 43 years old, while Jim is 26. Sure, it happens all the time, but still, it's kind of creepy. But hey, if Katharine McPhee can stick with her cradle robber, we guess Jim can too.
A Victoria Beckham impersonating drag queenKatharine McPhee wailed her song "Had It All" on Conan O'Brien. At least she's back to acknowledging that her best asset isn't her voice, but instead her McTatas.