Howard Stern
Howard Stern In Serious Talks To Replace Simon & VFTW Mention!
Howard Stern To Replace Simon Cowell?
There's a wacky article this morning saying that Howard Stern is Fox's first choice to replace Simon Cowell. According to the article...
An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America's highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season.
They approached Stern after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.
A source connected to Idol said, Its one of the few shows that could compete with Stern's $100 million-a-year Sirius contract, and Idol bosses think he would be even nastier than Simon.
They know he would be great TV and would clash with the other judges such as Ellen and the contestants. Idol will do what it takes to sign him.
Along with having their voices evaluated, should future contestants now also expect to have their genitals evaluated? Along with being asked about their experience in music, will they also be asked about their experience in anal sex? Howard loves VFTW, and American Idol already is a complete freak show anyway, so we say Go For It!
What comments could you imagine Stern making to past contestants?
American Idol 6
VFTW started off with a bang during season 6 of American Idol when we selected Antonella Barba and Sundance Head as our first two picks. Almost immediately, racy pictures of Antonella surfaced, causing a public outcry and a flood of support. Eventually, pictures appeared with an Antonella lookalike performing oral sex, and VFTW was the first website to prove that these pictures were without a doubt fake. After lasting 3 weeks longer than anyone expected, our porcelain princess and the big guy were voted out. We then selected Sanjaya Malakar as our pick, and what a whirlwind that caused!
Did Howard Stern Inadvertently Kick Melinda Off?
This is a really interesting read from Howard 100 News. It talks about the possible rigging of American Idol and what the producers thought about VFTW this year, so make sure to click read more and check out the whole thing.
"Does Howard 100 News owe an apology to American Idol contestant Melinda Doolittle? A source inside the show claims that American Idol was reportedly in a panic yesterday to put the brakes on a Howard 100 News investigation into voting on the FOX talent show. This source alleges the show decided to switch horses at the last minute, that contestant Blake Lewis was allegedly scheduled to be told to go home last night, until Idol producers changed their minds...
Is Blake Toast Before We Even Vote?
Does Howard Stern Know Something We Don't?
Looks like it. From the Stern site, posted earlier today:
"Has Howard 100 News finally uncovered proof that American Idol is fixed? An insider at the hit FOX show tells reporter Steve Langford that Lakisha Jones will go home tonight. Howard 100 News received this information on Tuesday evening, before America even voted on the four finalists. Our information from the source inside Idol cites travel arrangements already made for Lakisha Jones, and none of the other contestants."
Interesting! We'll keep you updated as Stern and friends do more research. Let's see what they can dig up. If they get any more info about the show being fixed, you know we'll let you know first. We really hope he digs up some good stuff because this could be the one thing that makes the show interesting before we all fall into comas.
Eric the Midget Wants You To Vote for Sanjaya
Sanjaya's On the Tour, VFTW Victory!
In an amazing shocker of a night, Sanjaya was declared safe, while Stephanie Edwards and Chris Richardson made up the bottom two. Stephanie went home (most people said, "Who's Stephanie?") and Sanjaya made it to next week. This is a huge victory because we got him on the tour. So now everyone who wants to see their favorite Idols will also be seeing VFTW darling Sanjaya this summer too. And he gets to work with Gwen Stefani next week (let's hope he has the option of singing Hollaback Girl.)
This may be one of VFTW's greatest accomplishments ever, so thanks to everyone who voted, especially all of the new Howard Stern listeners who joined us this week! Every vote counted, and just make sure to vote just as hard next week. Sanjaya will need the help again because people are really going to be mad that he's there. But after his performance of You Really Got Me, there's no doubt in our mind... Sanjaya loves us and we love him.
Also, check back Monday for the brand new, redesigned VFTW t-shirts!
(Photochop by Uncle Fastu)
Christmas was over 6 weeks ago but for Worsters, Christmas is now on February 8 as first off, Howard Stern confirmed he is in very serious discussions to become the new judge on American Idol...
Howard discussed the situation on his radio show today and if you're talking American Idol, you've got to talk votefortheworst.com as Robin (correctly) gave us credit for getting Taylor Hicks to win Season 5, and how awesome we are in general!
This audio clip also gives you a bit of an idea of what Howard would bring to the show. Fatties, get ready to be humiliated. Ugly girls, you needn't apply. Closeted gay men, get ready to get dragged out screaming.
In other words...VFTW Victory!!!