Haley Scarnato

The Grand Palace in Branson, Missouri premiered a show on June 20th called America's Favorite Finalists with some American Idol also rans taking the stage. As a shock to no one, the show has already been canceled. We feel bad for Scott Savol because he's awesome, but seriously, who would actually pay to see Haley Scarnato and Vonzell Solomon. Oh that's right... no one. Better luck next time, guys. But you should all at least feel good that you still aren't as low on the food chain as Constantine Maroulis, who still has to play for free and sell his clothes on eBay to pay the rent.


Sanjaya is SAFE, Top 7!

Posted by thefunnystone on April 11th, 2007 at 6:23 PM

After being dicked around by Seacrest, Sanjaya was declared safe, and Haley was sent packing. Go Sanjaya, you are now officially the longest running VFTW pick ever! Now that's a fi-ya, Sanjaya. Next week is country week, and we can't wait to see you do-si-do in a cowboy hat and chaps, don't let us down.

Congratulations to Darwin from Anderson, IN, who won a 37" flat screen TV this past Saturday by just signing up for the VFTW mobile updates! If you want a chance to win your own this Saturday, sign up by texting 'VFTW' to 27563. Read the official rules here.

And click "read more" to check out an adorable 13 month old Worster in training voting for Sanjaya.


Vote for Haley? No Way!

Posted by thefunnystone on April 11th, 2007 at 8:57 AM

We've gotten a few e-mails this morning telling us to switch our pick from Sanjaya to Haley because of Sanjaya's performance this week. The people who wrote these letters obviously do not understand VFTW and have not been around very long. When we hitch our cart to a horse, we stick with it unless they suddenly become amazing week after week. We vote for entertaining people, not boring people. Thus, here are our top 10 (humorous) reasons to stick with Sanjaya and ignore White Bread Haley.

10. Sanjaya had one OK performance this week, and many many hilarious crazy performances in the past. Haley has never had a crazy performance and has had a few OK performances.

9. Haley's idea of interesting is showing off her legs. Sanjaya's idea of interesting is rocking a ponyhawk and butchering No Doubt songs.


For those of you who haven't been keeping up and want to skip the episode tomorrow, here's the list of the top 24 that IdolForums has spoiled. Don't read on if you don't want to know.