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Florida Woman Arrested After Stabbing Her Boyfriend For Arguing About American Idol
We always say that the frauen are a scary bunch. Here's proof. A St. Petersburg woman named Cynthia E. Bettis-Ware was arrested on a charge of first-degree attempted murder. After having an argument about American Idol, Cynthia's boyfriend turned off the TV and went to bed to help calm the situation. Unahppy with this, Cynthia stabbed Kevin Johnson 5 times in the back and 2 times in the chest, burned him with hot chocolate, and then chased after him with a second knife after she lost the first one. If this isn't proof that American Idol is taken way too seriously by crazy, psychotic idiots, we don't know what is. (Via The St. Petersburg Times)
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A Real Live Sparkle Cow Shows Up to See Adam Lambert
Worster Wickedlydark went to an Adam Lambert MuchMusic herd gathering and got pictures of the Sparkle Cows. But the best part was an actual person in a cow costume holding a sign about the Sparkle Cows. Hilarious! Check out the recap here.
Bad Parents of the Year
The frauen have somehow convinced their children to sing along to Adam Lambert songs. This is beyond sick, especially the kids singing "Whataya Want From Me" and "For Your Entertainment". We will be rounding up the originals to each of these videos and calling Child Protective Services to make sure these kids don't have to listen to another Adam Lambert screech again. You parents should be ashamed of yourselves. Awful, awful people.
The Only Thing More Hideous Than Danny Gokey's New Tattoo?
Any closeup of Adam Lambert. Like this one from Gridlock 10. That's just nasty. Apparently the facial didn't help much. (Via Rickey.org)
Also not helping Adam much... his moronic fans. According to MJ's Big Blog, Adam was disqualified from being a nominee for radio request show Open House Party because too many of the Sparkle Cows were calling from outside their city to spam the lines. This isn't new for the Sparkle Cows, it's predictable behavior. So if Adam doesn't kill his own career with his painful screeching, his fans will make sure the career is D.O.A. as well.
Kelly Clarkson Fans are as Rabid and Crazy as the Others
We've all seen how moronic Adam Lambert fans or David Archuleta fans are. But did you know that Kelly Clarkson has fans that are equally as batshit crazy? Anne Chantal, who posted the video of Kelly Clarkson firing her guitarist on stage, has been the subject of attacks by the crazy Kelly Clarkson fans. Anne has gotten death threats, threats of lawsuits, and more. Not shocking, it seems most Idol fans can't separate their undying obsession with a singer from reality.
VFTW's 2009 Year In Review: Massive VFTW Victory, Epic Adam Lambert Failure
Another year, another VFTW Victory! And American Idol made it too easy, providing us with contestants like Tatiana and Normund Gentle. But little did they know their greatest gift to us was the train wreck known as Adam Lambert, his housewife fans and his epic failure of a
career. Read on to see all the other kind gifts given to VFTW in 2009 by American Idol, along with all other going-ons in the wacky Universe of voteforetheworst.com
Adam Lambert Fans Are Already Ruining His Career by Overrequesting His Bad Music That No One Wants to Hear
Let's take a look back, shall we, at a prescient post made by VFTW on September 29th:
Adam Lambert will face a similar fate to Clay Aiken when his fans kill off his career by being overzealous and pissing off everyone by over-requesting his songs, yelling at his management, starting letter writing campaigns to anyone who would mock him, etc. It'll be a funny ride, so grab some popcorn.
And now let's look at the Twitter account of a DJ named Billy the Kidd who works at a KISS-FM station in Dallas.
Heads up Adam Lambert fans- it doesn't help when u SPAM my e mail with requests! Ps I can't believe you call urselves the "Glamberts" ha! (link)
Im not rude, just honest. I like Adam, he is talented, but fan clubs sometimes HURT the artist RT @ImSarahK @billyontheradio youre very rude (link)
@HurChaRealGood I was SIMPLY makin a point that when fan clubs spam our WORK e mail, it DOESNT HELP. Thats all. (link)
We prefer our popcorn with butter and salt. How about you?
Sparkle Cows React to the Travesty of Adam Lambert's Album Cover
After seeing Adam Lambert's hilariously ugly album cover (see the post below this one), the Sparkle Cows are producing some hilarious reactions. While you laugh at arguably the worst Idol album cover of all time, also laugh at these comments from Adam's fans from his official website:
"I don't like it at all! he looks like a woman! no, no, no....very dissapointed..."
"Is this REALLY the cover? Of all the gorgeous pictures Adam has taken, I can't undertand why this was selected for his debut album...he looks like a woman, not the handsome man he really is. I'm so disappointed!"
"You wanted contraversy, well you got it! This is way to femine for me too. Is it air brushed? Are you naked? You are holding you face as a woman would. All that is good about this, is that it is not the Michelin Man suit! That doesn't look like a Rock God. I still love your singing, your personality, and those other looks."
"Okay...honestly...I LOVE Adam...I really do...but why so femmy?! It's like a bad Cher photo shoot from the 80's! WOW. Just...WOW."