David Archuleta
Ann Rivall and Cailley Hammel to Guest on VFTW Radio 10/21/09
David Archuleta Album Review Sparks Hilarity, Insanity
Ann Rivall, a writer for the University of Wisconsin-Madison's student newspaper the Badger Herald, wrote a hilarious review of David Archuleta's new Christmas album. It makes fun of the album, but even does give Gaspy a little bit of credit for some things (it did get 2 out of 5 stars). But since Idol fans can't stand to have anyone disagree with their lunacy, they soon jumped in to attack Ann for voicing her opinion with over 90 comments. Some of the highlights:
"Ann Rivall you poor pathetic thing. Either you are suffering PMS, hate Christmas music, seek attention, hate David Archuleta, suffer from poor self esteem/body image, or all of the above. You can sharpen your poison pen at this third rate hack of a college “newspaper”, publish your baseless negativity, but people like you will never be able to suppress positive, heartwarming, life affirming people like David Archuleta."
"You are truly an idiot! First of all, David made this Christmas album because so many fans were requesting that he do so... I feel sorry for you that you are so bitter to this wonderful young man. I had the chance to meet him and believe me, YOU DON”T GET IT!!!!"
"Why do you make up rules about what he can and can’t release? Remember Elvis? He sang whatever he wanted and it worked. Get over it."
"Wow, all I have to say is that this review is stinking. Yes, STINKING REVIEW! I’m proud to say that. So what if David made a Christmas album when its not the holidays yet? IS THAT A CRIME TO DO SO? Everyone knows that whoever hates David or his music is either retarded, idiotic or just plain mentally disordered."
"I see why this site is called badger-because you badged the *^&%$$ out of this album and David."
"ANN RIVALL, JUST NEED COTTON BUDS TO CLEAN HER EARS AND GET A MUSIC LESSON FROM BOB DYLAN FOR A START."
"You know what? I HATE YOU! EVERYONE HATES YOU! Did you have an open brain surgery? looks like it. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THOSE WORDS BECAUSE YOU DON’T CONTAIN ANY OF THOSE1 WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST BEFORE TALKING NONESENSE YOU STUPID BRAT! WHY WON’T YOU JUST SHUT UP YOU STUPID RAT! ONLY A STUPID SPOILED PICKLED LOKO WOULD SAY THOSE! I MEAN THAT WAS REALLY HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFUUUUULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! many got hurt after what you said!those words were really HURTFUL! THOSE WERE MEANS WORDS! ALL STUPID DUMB WORDS! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO EVEN MENTION DAVID ARCHULETA’S NAME! YOU ARE skunk! A WORTHLESS PIECE OF FILTH! A WORTHLESS SATAN-FOLLOWER! if you have nothing good to say, why did you make a topic ABOUT DAVID?! YOUR NAME IOS RUINED AND I’LL CONTINUE TO RUIN IT! PUTA KA!"
Arts Editor Cailley Hammel then responded to the craziness with another very funny article, finishing up with "bring it on, fuckers." We're absolutely loving the University of Wisconsin Madison right now. Too funny.
David Archuleta's Parents File for Divorce
Looks like frequenting massage parlors to find prostitutes finally caught up with Jeff, eh? RadarOnline.com has the divorce papers that Jeff Archuleta filed in February of 2009. The couple wasn't exactly a typical, loving family... Lupe and Jeff filed for divorce in 2002 but then stayed together when their cash cow Gaspy won Star Search. How convenient. But now after the prostitution sting, maybe Lupe finally had enough? Jeff is also requesting that Lupe pay him $349 in child support each month. So Jeff's keeping the kids? Seems like a bad idea to us after the reports about his temper and Gaspy's strange behavior. Either way, the Archuleta family's misery will probably make RadarOnline.com and TMZ happy for months to come.
David Archuleta Knocks Down His Friend's Keyboard
David Archuleta talking about anything is unintentionally hilarious, but when he knocks down his friend's keyboard near the end of the video, it's even more hilarious than normal. It's not newsworthy. Just funny. (Via MJ's Big Blog)
David Archuleta Brings You Christmas From the Heart
Oh, Lord. He makes it too easy. Well at least he looks like an elf in the picture. (via Rickey.org)
David Archuleta on the Cover of Seventeen Magazine (Malaysia Version)
It's every girl's dream come true. Gaspy's on the cover of Seventeen (Malaysia)! And since he'll ve 17 years old in 10 years, it gives him something to look forward to. We're sure he enjoyed the tips on how to score hot guys.
The Jeff Archuleta Story on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute
Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?
P.S. If anyone finds the mug shot, send it to us ASAP. We will love you forever.
October 21st, the first half of VFTW Radio will be business as normal. Then at 10:30 Eastern (9:30 Central), Ann Rivall and Cailley Hammel from the University of Wisconsin Madison's Badger Herald will be joining us live. Ann wrote the original review of David Archuleta's Christmas album that resulted in a plethora of psychotic frauen attacks, and Cailley wrote the hilarious response that resulted in further angering David's delusional fans. We're sure these ladies have some funny stories about the whole thing that we can't wait to hear. Join us on October 21 from 10-11 PM Eastern to hear it all live, and give us a call at 201-793-8255 during the show to chat with us about rabid American Idol fans and more.
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