Danny Gokey
Kris and Danny Already in the Top 3?
And The Scream Is STILL Funny
Jeff Pruitt Tweets About VFTW
Pastor Rolex from Danny Gokey's church tweeted about VFTW yesterday.
"Vote for the worst website is voting for Danny to win Idol! WOW, this rem. me of God causing confusion in the camp of the enemy when...9:25 AM May 4th from mobile web"
Spare us the sermon. There's no confusion. We want Danny to win. His douchey behavior tonight only solidifies that this guy needs to be unleashed on the record buying public for a hilarious fail. Keep on voting, Faith Builders International Ministries!
Vote for Danny Gokey and the Scream that Crashed VFTW - 1-866-436-5704 or 1-866-436-5708
Were we prescient or what? We said Danny Gokey was the worst contestant left on the show, and Danny helped us prove that by delivering his worst performance ever with "Dream On." So reward his horrible off key scream by dialing 1-866-436-5704 or 1-866-436-5708 as much as you possibly can tonight. Scream On! Anyone who came to this site who said Danny Gokey was not the worst, eat those words, bitches. Gokey's here to piss on the competition and we love it. Watching anyone else go home after Danny delivered the worst performance so far in the finals would be a sweet treat.
Vote for the Worst Encourages You to Vote for Danny Gokey in the Top 4
We're sure most of you are looking at your computer screens saying, "Huh? Gokey?" But everyone has to admit that Danny Gokey is the least talented person left on the show and the perfect pick to make people angry. He's the worst singer, he's the worst dancer, he's the most annoying, he adds nothing creative to any performance he does, he's the one the tweens seem to hate the most, he has no sense of humor, the only reason he made it this far is because he used his dead wife sob story, and he's the least marketable. A Danny Gokey album would be like a less likeable Taylor Hicks releasing a new record: a complete disaster. The other 3 actually have a chance at legitimate careers. Also, the overly obsessive Idol fans this year want Adam to win. We think some suicide pacts were made when he hit the bottom 2 last week. So we'd like to see Gokey beat Adam and piss off the Idol fans even more. So it's no jokey, vote for Karaoke Gokey. It's a win-win for us this week no matter what happens. If Danny stays and kicks out someone the tweens and frauen like better, it'll be hilarious. If Danny goes home, we won't care one bit because we hate him. At this point it'd be very funny to force Idol to crown Danny as the victor. They'd be stuck with him for at least one album of pure train wreck goodness. But now, we can't lose. VFTW Victory! Danny surely has urned this honor for using a personal tragedy to try to jumpstart a singing career.
Danny Gokey Loses WAMI Gospel Award
Nominated for a Wisconsin area Gospel award, Danny Gokey couldn't even win that. Some other guy won. Maybe Danny forgot to tell them that he deserves to win because his wife died.
Danny Gokey: Douche or Lenscrafters Spokesperson?
Danny Gokey has been making a stupid heart at the end of his last 2 performances. Originally, we thought it might be due to his charity, Sophia's Heart, which of course is just him using his dead wife for more votes. But it was also brought to our attention that the new Lenscrafters commercial (above) has people doing the same thing. Since Douchey loves his douche glasses, could he be doing this as some sort of under the table promotion from Lenscrafters? So either he's whoring his wife for more votes or he's whoring out a company behind Idol's back. Either way... he's a douche. What do you think?
Danny Gokey Continues to be a Douche
This is Danny Gokey's studio recording of "September" for last week's disco theme. At about 2 minutes and 24 seconds in, he starts up his own little mini-sermon about how life gets hard but he's gone through tough times and made it through. Stop using your dead wife for votes, you douchebag. "September" isn't even about that at all. At least Douchey will get a wakeup call when he fails as a recording artist after the show is over.
The results haven't aired yet. So either apparently these people know something we don't, or they're guessing. But Fox 16 Little Rock says Kris Allen is in the top 3 and they have his schedule for the next 2 days. And Pastor Rolex tweeted that Danny's coming to film at the cult church this Friday. So did Idol already plan out their trips because it's rigged? Or is it all a guess? We'll see!