Danny Gokey

Show Spoilers For Top 3 from MJ's

Posted by thefunnystone on May 12th, 2009 at 5:57 PM

MJ's Big Blog's Twitter feed had this to say about tonight's show.

Danny Gokey - “Dance Little Sister” by Terrance Trent D’Arby -Paula’s Judges Pick - He got a sax solo. “pretty good”
Kris Allen - “Apologize” by OneRepublic - Randy and Kara’s Judges Pick - Kris forgot some words. He’s starting over… “Kris was VERY good.”
Adam Lambert - “One” by U2 - Simon’s Judges Pick “omg…piano onstage…gorgeous…amazing."

Danny Gokey - “You Are So Beautiful” by Joe Cocker - He changed clothes. He’s got a string quartet. “Breathy, strained and awkward.”
Kris Allen - “Heartless” by Kanye West - “He appeared magically on the side of the stage. Kris' Heartless was "just him and acoustic guitar. Very mraz. Very very good. Definitely could create a moment."”
Adam Lambert - “Cryin'” by Aerosmith - Adam is looking "bombalicious, big boots, rocking rhinestone t-shirt, leather jacket. Adam rocked like a lot...both his arrangements seemed sort of clipped? He made cryin his filthy bitch”

Danny sounds breathy, strained, and awkward? Yay! Kris Allen picks a song famous for autotune and having no melody at all? Wow, this show might be better tonight than we thought!


Danny Gokey's personally selected song for tonight is "You Are so Beautiful." Taylor Hicks sang the exact same thing during the Top 3 week 3 years ago. Danny Gokey is clearly the next Taylor Hicks minus Taylor's likability, personality, sense of humor, and ability to not pimp dead people to win a show. Let's help him win!


Danny Gokey Murders "Billie Jean"

Posted by thefunnystone on May 10th, 2009 at 9:54 PM

Yet even more of a VFTW endorsement... Apparently during his hometown visit to Milwaukee, Danny completely messes up the lyrics to "Billie Jean" because the lyric sheet blew away. So he didn't even practice or bother to learn the lyrics? The results, of course, are humorous. Watch Danny flounder on stage and look stupid for 5 minutes as he sings the wrong lyrics, looks like a deer in headlights at his band, and tries to cover with "Come on!" added in many times. This guy is too good to be true. VFTW Victory!


Danny Gokey Pre Idol Music

Posted by thefunnystone on May 10th, 2009 at 8:18 AM

Yet another reason why Danny Gokey is the perfect VFTW pick. Here's a song he recorded pre-Idol called "You Are Welcome". It wouldn't even fit in on the Adult Contemporary or Christian radio stations because it's so boring and cliche. And hopefully he'd make a whole album like this! Go go Gokey!


Even Kris Allen's Fans Hate Danny Gokey

Posted by thefunnystone on May 8th, 2009 at 8:27 PM

This picture from Kris Allen's hometown visit today has a funny sign in it. The white sign says "Keep Rockin' Idol, Send Gokey Home." Not if we have our way. Sorry, frauen!


Via MJ's Big Blog.

Danny Gokey - "Dance Little Sister" by Terence Trent D'Arby (VFTW Victory!)

Kris Allen - "Apologize" by Timbaland and One Republic

Adam Lambert - "One" by U2.


More like StupidMom. She's mad that Allison is gone, since she hates Danny and Kris. Why do fat housewives always obsess over this show and ignore their kids? At around 2:56, Supermom goes off on Vote for the Worst for saving Danny (ha!) and then around 5:00 she asks her kid who he likes and she gets mad when he says, "Danny Gokey." Ha! Smart kid. Supermom also says she's going to pull an all nighter next week and vote for Adam. Please, no one tell her that the voting is only for 2 hours. We want to see her make another blog at 6 AM when she's still voting and crying about getting only busy signals. Oh, and wash your hair if you're going to make a YouTube video, Supermom.


Danny Gokey made it through to the top 3 even though he sucked balls and screamed like a castrated calf. Awesome! He clearly should have been voted off and Allison Iraheta should have been able to stay. But life isn't fair. Bye bye Allison. Had you played up to VFTW, we would've supported you because you had a cool personality. But fortunately for us, it's just one troll doll down and one giant douche moving on. Danny for the win!