Danny Gokey

Even Kris Allen's Fans Hate Danny Gokey

Posted by thefunnystone on May 8th, 2009 at 7:27 PM

This picture from Kris Allen's hometown visit today has a funny sign in it. The white sign says "Keep Rockin' Idol, Send Gokey Home." Not if we have our way. Sorry, frauen!


Via MJ's Big Blog.

Danny Gokey - "Dance Little Sister" by Terence Trent D'Arby (VFTW Victory!)

Kris Allen - "Apologize" by Timbaland and One Republic

Adam Lambert - "One" by U2.


More like StupidMom. She's mad that Allison is gone, since she hates Danny and Kris. Why do fat housewives always obsess over this show and ignore their kids? At around 2:56, Supermom goes off on Vote for the Worst for saving Danny (ha!) and then around 5:00 she asks her kid who he likes and she gets mad when he says, "Danny Gokey." Ha! Smart kid. Supermom also says she's going to pull an all nighter next week and vote for Adam. Please, no one tell her that the voting is only for 2 hours. We want to see her make another blog at 6 AM when she's still voting and crying about getting only busy signals. Oh, and wash your hair if you're going to make a YouTube video, Supermom.


Danny Gokey made it through to the top 3 even though he sucked balls and screamed like a castrated calf. Awesome! He clearly should have been voted off and Allison Iraheta should have been able to stay. But life isn't fair. Bye bye Allison. Had you played up to VFTW, we would've supported you because you had a cool personality. But fortunately for us, it's just one troll doll down and one giant douche moving on. Danny for the win!


Kris and Danny Already in the Top 3?

Posted by thefunnystone on May 6th, 2009 at 6:40 PM

The results haven't aired yet. So either apparently these people know something we don't, or they're guessing. But Fox 16 Little Rock says Kris Allen is in the top 3 and they have his schedule for the next 2 days. And Pastor Rolex tweeted that Danny's coming to film at the cult church this Friday. So did Idol already plan out their trips because it's rigged? Or is it all a guess? We'll see!


And The Scream Is STILL Funny

Posted by thefunnystone on May 5th, 2009 at 8:19 PM

Jeff Pruitt Tweets About VFTW

Posted by thefunnystone on May 5th, 2009 at 8:43 PM

Pastor Rolex from Danny Gokey's church tweeted about VFTW yesterday.

"Vote for the worst website is voting for Danny to win Idol! WOW, this rem. me of God causing confusion in the camp of the enemy when...9:25 AM May 4th from mobile web"

Spare us the sermon. There's no confusion. We want Danny to win. His douchey behavior tonight only solidifies that this guy needs to be unleashed on the record buying public for a hilarious fail. Keep on voting, Faith Builders International Ministries!


Were we prescient or what? We said Danny Gokey was the worst contestant left on the show, and Danny helped us prove that by delivering his worst performance ever with "Dream On." So reward his horrible off key scream by dialing 1-866-436-5704 or 1-866-436-5708 as much as you possibly can tonight. Scream On! Anyone who came to this site who said Danny Gokey was not the worst, eat those words, bitches. Gokey's here to piss on the competition and we love it. Watching anyone else go home after Danny delivered the worst performance so far in the finals would be a sweet treat.