Danny Gokey
Danny Gokey - 'My Best Days Are Ahead of Me' Music Video
Danny Gokey's New Tattoo
We'll let you be the judge. Is the tattoo
a) hideous
b) horrifying
c) hilarious
d) all of the above
Seriously, Danny. We all know you have a dead wife. (Via Rickey.org)
VFTW's 2009 Year In Review: Massive VFTW Victory, Epic Adam Lambert Failure
Another year, another VFTW Victory! And American Idol made it too easy, providing us with contestants like Tatiana and Normund Gentle. But little did they know their greatest gift to us was the train wreck known as Adam Lambert, his housewife fans and his epic failure of a
career. Read on to see all the other kind gifts given to VFTW in 2009 by American Idol, along with all other going-ons in the wacky Universe of voteforetheworst.com
Vote for the Worst Presents: The Worst Songs of 2009
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
Now, 2009 was a tough year. I'm not lying when I say this year had the crappiest music, by far, of the decade. It was ridiculously difficult to narrow this list down to 10 songs. Because only 10 could fit, we're missing out on a lot of crap. So sorry to Pitbull, Eminem, Jennifer Lopez, Taylor Swift, Chris Brown, and other people that suck hardcore. I wish I could've included you. You also know it's a bad year when both T-Pain and Soulja Boy release music and neither make it on the list. So prepare for the suck, and check out the 10 worst songs of 2009:
10. Bowling for Soup – My Wena
Who doesn’t love a good song about a penis? Bowling for Soup seem to have devolved year after year to the point where now their failed attempts at humor have gotten so bad that a song about penises was the only place to go. The ridiculous music video (complete with a woman in a penis costume) pushes this one onto the top 10 list, even if the song pretends to be about a weiner dog at the end. No matter if you love or hate this one, it’s definitely one of the worst songs of the year for its dedication to urine, semen, and hand job jokes.
Danny Gokey's Label Switches First Single Since "It's Only" Sucks So Bad
Apparently, the Idols can't put out decent singles nowadays. Likely because it was failing miserably, Danny Gokey's label has switched his first single from the incredibly mockable "It's Only" to the only a little bit better "My Best Days Are Ahead of Me". The song isn't any good, but after "Its only Jesus, la da da da" it sounds like a masterpiece.
Danny Gokey - It's Only
Oh God, Danny Gokey has a single. It's terrible as you'd think it would be, trying to be inspirational but sounding corny as all hell.
Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down
This time Danny Gokey remembers the words while he performs. He does forget something else though... to zip his fly. About 45 seconds in, he realizes he's unzipped and goes to fix it. The crash and burn entertainment is coming even earlier than we expected! (Via TopIdol)
Danny Gokey Continues to Forget the Lyrics
Even after Gokey mangled Billie Jean and everyone mocked him, he still can't get it together. In his first post-Idol concert, he still manages to forget the lyrics. Unprofessional.
Danny Gokey's video for "My Best Days Are Ahead of Me (Tarnishing the Memory of Sophia By Saying Life is Better Without Her)" is out. Could he have picked a stupider title that devalues everything he said about his dead wife on Idol? This guy really has no idea what he's doing, huh?