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Clay Aiken Freaks Out Idiot Fans By Possibly Impregnating Someone
It's all over the internet right now that Clay Aiken may have impregnated his 50-year old friend Jaymes Foster through in vitro fertizilation. TMZ says he's the father, but other sources aren't so sure. Either way, it's hilarious because the Claymates are FREAKING out. Some of them are jealous and some of the really conservative freaks are unhappy that he is having a kid out of wedlock. But whatever makes Clay happy is cool with us. As long as it also pisses off his idiot fans. Some choice excerpts:
"I cannot believe Clay to be that kind of person! Ever!...I am
absolutely convinced that he wouldn't do such a thing unless he was
married to the girl!..."
"I just now got home and saw this news! Omg, OMG!!!! When I get nervous I get hives.....Right now somebody pass the calamine lotion!!!!"
"Ok. I must admit I find this very squicky. If that makes anyone mad or upset, I'm sorry. I wish he'd done this the "traditional" way. You know, the way it's supposed to be... I guess I don't get why a guy from a fractured family would choose to bring a child into a fractured family."
"I know it's a different world, times are changing, etc.......but as I just told someone, I'm very old-fashioned (I mean, somebody who weaves things on a loom...who knew), and this is very upsetting to me. It may be time for me to really, seriously say goodbye to all this. Sorry , it's just the way I feel right now."
"I AM HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE PROCESSING IT ALL. MY IDEAL IS THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND WILL HAVE A CHILD THAT WILL LIVE IN AN ATMOSPHERE OF LOVE AND RESPECT. MAYBE IT IS A ROMANTIC LOVE (LORD KNOWS SHE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO KEEP HER HANDS OFF OF HIM SINCE 2005) OR A BEST FRIEND LOVE."
Classic! Claymates are the best people to make fun of in the history of the world. Hopefully more news comes out soon so we have more to mock.
Former Contestant Carmen Rasmusen Says Certain Idols are Favored
Season 2 American Idol contestant Carmen Rasmusen is coming out to say that the Idols who the producers would like to see win are given preferential treatment. In an article she wrote for the Deseret News, Carmen talks about these discrepancies. She says, "I only received minimal vocal coaching from American Idol voice instructor Debra Byrd" while she listened to favored contestants like Clay Aiken receiving over a half hour of quality feedback and lessons each week. She also says she ws given no feedback on her performing or wardrobe choices, while it was obvious other contestants had a lot of help. Is this fair? Of course not. But that's Idol for you. Our guess is that Brooke is going to receive the Rasmusen treatment this week while the Davids are given extra attention.
Clay Aiken's New Album Cover
Apparently Clay is turning into a lesbian? He gets more sexually ambiguous by the day. What do you think?
Clay Aiken's Broadway Debut
The pictures speak for themselves. Ohnotheydidnt has posted some pictures of Clay Aiken in his role as Sir Robin on Broadway's Spamalot. Thoughts? Jokes?
Contest: Clay Aiken Wants Us To Make Up Stories About Him
After being outed countless times this month, Clay Aiken decides to fire back on a fansite, asking people to enter a contest to create joke scandals involving him as a joke on his website. Clay, Clay, Clay, you're setting yourself up here, buddy, and so we'll set you up too. He posted:
Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy/tawdry/scandalous/shameful story. Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/"doctoring" program (like a PhotoShop or a sound/video editor) to create your "evidence"! Maybe you have "pictures" of me being "abducted by oversized turnips"... or ... "video" of me "dancing with a three legged gorilla". Be creative!
Turnips and gorillas? Lame, we can do so much better with sordid sex scandals and other REAL drama. And if you can come up with the most hilarious entry, you'll win yourself your very own VFTW T-shirt, just for making fun of Clay. What a deal! Keep reading for more info...
Clay Aiken Still Trolling the Internet for Men
Is this his way of slowly coming out of the closet? Perezhilton.com has exclusive pics of Clay Aiken chatting online, looking to hook up with guys on Manhunt.com. Now, we don't care either way if Clay decides he wants to be openly gay or not, because I'm not sure anyone wants him on their team.
But if you're going to stay in the closet, at least be a little more careful about the stuff you do in online interactions (and maybe take a shower or two if you're gonna use a webcam, buddy).