We've been joking around here for years that Chris looks like a Penis With Ears. But now, he just looks like a gaping hairy asshole. Chris would've done well this year with the group of male fugs we have, instead of losing to Taylor Hicks.
With Leave This Town not selling anywhere near what their last album did, the band Daughtry isn't enjoying much fame or radio play nowadays. Did the world finally get a sense of taste and realize we don't need anymore Nickelback clones? Take this concert review, for instance, from the Oakland Tribune:
"The capacity crowd was filled with soccer moms and suburban housewives that came to party. They pursued that goal with gusto, to the point where there were reports of women getting sick in the bathroom and having to leave the venue.
Others weren't so lucky and stuck around for Daughtry's entire monotonous set."
Will PWE's career recover? Or will he face the same fate as most Idol alums- finally realizing that he's a pre-packaged musician who was never intended to last a long time, making way for the next pre-packaged Idol contestant to release a Nickleback clone album next year?
Ah, the life of American Idol winner Kris Allen. He seems like a nice enough guy, but currently he's making two big profile mistakes that could hurt him in the long run. First, TMZ reports that he's trying to sublet his apartment in Cabot, Arkansas since he's currently touring and will then be living in Hollywood. Apparently Kris forgets that the frauen have lots of extra money and lots of extra time to be creepy. It shouldn't be long before a creepy 400 pound woman rents the place and does unemtnionable things to all of his stuff while he's gone. Second, MJ's Big Blog has a photo of Kris in a recording studio with Chris Daughtry. Daughtry's new album shouldn't sell anywhere near what his last one did, so he's on a downward spiral. Don't get caught in that Kris. Kelly Clarkson almost made that mistake, but thankfully somehow got out of it. So what's the summary here? Kris, don't rent your apartment to a frau and don't record with Daughtry if you want any kind of career.
In a bid to make sure Nickelback is not the worst band on the radio, Daughtry will release its second album "Leave This Town" in July. Here is the cover art. Thankfully Daughtry has made it easy when they tour this summer. Instead of people booing them and having to think up creative things to say to get the band to stop playing their crap music, the audience can just hold up the album cover and encourage Daughtry to leave their town. Thanks for making it easy.
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So remember that Kelly Clarkson/Chris Daughtry duet we were hoping would never surface? Well, we're only half lucky. Kelly and Chris's version will never see the light of day, but the song will appear on Nick Lachey's upcoming album. Nick wrote the song with Idol horndog Kara DioGuardi, so they decided to do the duet together so it wouldn't go to waste. The song is called "Temporary" and we're not looking forward to it. Come on, it's Nick Lachey and Kara DioGuardi. What is there to possibly even look forward to? It's just nice that we don't have to hear Daughtry's goat vibrato until his second CD of Nickelback hand-me-downs comes out.