Chris Daughtry
Daughtry's Career Isn't So Good the Second Time Around
Kris Allen Tries to Rent His Apartment, Might Be Recording With Daughtry
Ah, the life of American Idol winner Kris Allen. He seems like a nice enough guy, but currently he's making two big profile mistakes that could hurt him in the long run. First, TMZ reports that he's trying to sublet his apartment in Cabot, Arkansas since he's currently touring and will then be living in Hollywood. Apparently Kris forgets that the frauen have lots of extra money and lots of extra time to be creepy. It shouldn't be long before a creepy 400 pound woman rents the place and does unemtnionable things to all of his stuff while he's gone. Second, MJ's Big Blog has a photo of Kris in a recording studio with Chris Daughtry. Daughtry's new album shouldn't sell anywhere near what his last one did, so he's on a downward spiral. Don't get caught in that Kris. Kelly Clarkson almost made that mistake, but thankfully somehow got out of it. So what's the summary here? Kris, don't rent your apartment to a frau and don't record with Daughtry if you want any kind of career.
Daughtry Album Cover for "Leave This Town"
In a bid to make sure Nickelback is not the worst band on the radio, Daughtry will release its second album "Leave This Town" in July. Here is the cover art. Thankfully Daughtry has made it easy when they tour this summer. Instead of people booing them and having to think up creative things to say to get the band to stop playing their crap music, the audience can just hold up the album cover and encourage Daughtry to leave their town. Thanks for making it easy.
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Kara DioGuardi to Duet with Nick Lachey
So remember that Kelly Clarkson/Chris Daughtry duet we were hoping would never surface? Well, we're only half lucky. Kelly and Chris's version will never see the light of day, but the song will appear on Nick Lachey's upcoming album. Nick wrote the song with Idol horndog Kara DioGuardi, so they decided to do the duet together so it wouldn't go to waste. The song is called "Temporary" and we're not looking forward to it. Come on, it's Nick Lachey and Kara DioGuardi. What is there to possibly even look forward to? It's just nice that we don't have to hear Daughtry's goat vibrato until his second CD of Nickelback hand-me-downs comes out.
Chris Daughtry Looks Like a Child Molester
Now we don't know if this is a joke or if Chris really grew his bear out like this. But for some reason, someone told him that it would be a good idea to post a picture of himself looking like the creepy guy on a park bench who watches little children. Dude, really really creepy.
Daughtry Acts like a Tool at the American Music Awards
Always the reprehensible tool, Chris Daughtry made a fool of himself at the American Music Awards. As if we needed another reason to find him annoying, the Crazy Days and Nights blog had this to say about his behavior:
Though I did not notice them when I first sat down, Daughtry and his band were seated to my left. I had noticed that someone in that vicinity was being a little loud and obnoxious but these are rock stars (and I use that term loosely) so, whatever. When the Jonas Brothers took the stage I realized just WHO was being so annoying when Chris Daughtry jumped out of his chair and started mocking the boys by imitating their dancing in the aisle by his seat. Dude, Chris, can I call you Chris?, I get it. Really I do. I think those boys are three of the luckiest teenagers on the planet given that they have NO talent and always sing off key live, but really? Need I remind you that you were discovered on a reality show? It seems someone had indulged in one too many of something before he came into the awards show and continued his comedy act until his band members yelled at him and physically pulled him back into his seat.
Kelly Clarkson Narrowly Escapes Career-Killing Move
A poster on Kelly Clarkson Express, a Kelly fansite, is claiming that the rumored Daughtry-Kelly duet has been scrapped by the record label. Poster 'varlums' says:
"Chris went in and redid his vocals and the label didn't like it. There were also 2 other songs that they were considering to be the duet if the first one didn't work out but they couldn't get the 3 of them together again at the same time, as of now the duet has been scrapped."
Let's hope this is true! The last thing we need on Kelly's possibly decent album is some added goat bleating. Finally, the record label sees that Daughtry's vocals are pure shit.
As an added tidbit: If you search for Kelly Clarkson images on Google, the search engine says "Related search: Kelly Clarkson fat". Who's searching for that?
Will PWE's career recover? Or will he face the same fate as most Idol alums- finally realizing that he's a pre-packaged musician who was never intended to last a long time, making way for the next pre-packaged Idol contestant to release a Nickleback clone album next year?