Carrie Underwood

She's become slightly less wooden since her days on Idol, but her looks are carrying this otherwise bland performance. And even still, she's worlds better than rat-faced Taylor Swift.


Is Carrie Underwood's "Cowboy Casanova" Stolen?

Posted by thefunnystone on September 29th, 2009 at 11:14 AM

The internet is abuzz about the fact that Carrie Underwood's new single Cowboy Casanova sounds very similar to a singer named Brittany McDonald's song Bang. It seems that Brittany met with one of the cowriters of Cowboy Casanova last year and suddenly Carrie has a song on her album that is remarkably similar. Is it stolen? And if it is, why would anyone take such an obviously crappy song?


Carrie Underwood Video - Cowboy Casanova

Posted by thefunnystone on September 28th, 2009 at 5:06 PM

The song is kind of lame, like it's trying way too hard. But it's no better or worse than anything else she's done, so it should do fine.


Hey Carrie and Kellie

Posted by thefunnystone on September 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Eat a cheeseburger, girls. You look like death. No one likes that. Thanks in advance.


Farmbot won Entertainer of the Year at the 2009 CMA Awards last night, an award that rarely ever goes to a female. But the real story of the night was her gigantic dress during her performance that could have been used to clothe 100 starving orphans. A little over the top? Or was it a system malfunction, when Farmbot was programmed to make the dress, she was never programmed to stop making it?


Carrie Underwood Sings "Home Sweet Home" to Booted Idols

Posted by thefunnystone on March 10th, 2009 at 2:04 PM

This year's "going home" song for Idol contestants after they are voted off is a cover of Motley Crue's "Home Sweet Home" by Carrie Underwood. No. Just no. The booted Idol song has become a hit in past seasons, with daniel Powter's crapfest "Bad Day" and Daughtry's "Home" becoming hit songs. Though even that string of successes couldn't help Ruben Studdard's "Celebrate Me Home" even remotely find an audience last year. MJ's Big Blog has a preview clip of Farmbot's version of "Home Sweet Home" if you want to hear it. Though honestly, it's going to become inescapable in a few weeks, so why bother seeking it out already?


M adame Tussauds Reveals Farmbot Wax Figure

Posted by thefunnystone on October 25th, 2008 at 11:42 AM

OK, which is the real Farmbot? Both have dead shark eyes and no personality. It's a tough call!


Looks like Idol isn't the magic formula after all. While one former Idol at least got something at the Grammies (Carrie Underwood won Best Female Country Vocal Performance, and songwriters for Farmbot and Boomie won in 2 other categories), the other Idols left empty-handed. Major tool Daughtry rightfully lost in all categories except for Worst Performance by a Tool with an Idiotic Tattoo (he almost lost to Blake Lewis), while Mantasia, Kelly Clarkson, and homophobe Mandisa also took home nothing. Don't be sad, kids. You can still come back to sing Idol Gives Head 2.0 since you'll likely be forced to anyway. And we just had to post this funny picture of John Mayer and Daughtry at the finale, courtesy of MJ's Big Blog. Leave us a comment and write a caption!