On Carrie Underwood's All Star Holiday Special last night, Carrie poked fun at her run on American Idol and how she won. It's actually pretty funny, so someone gave Farmbot a personality upgrade right before the show. And hey, anyone who sticks pins into a Constantine Maroulis voodoo doll is alright by us!
She's become slightly less wooden since her days on Idol, but her looks are carrying this otherwise bland performance. And even still, she's worlds better than rat-faced Taylor Swift.
The internet is abuzz about the fact that Carrie Underwood's new single Cowboy Casanova sounds very similar to a singer named Brittany McDonald's song Bang. It seems that Brittany met with one of the cowriters of Cowboy Casanova last year and suddenly Carrie has a song on her album that is remarkably similar. Is it stolen? And if it is, why would anyone take such an obviously crappy song?
The song is kind of lame, like it's trying way too hard. But it's no better or worse than anything else she's done, so it should do fine.
Eat a cheeseburger, girls. You look like death. No one likes that. Thanks in advance.
Farmbot won Entertainer of the Year at the 2009 CMA Awards last night, an award that rarely ever goes to a female. But the real story of the night was her gigantic dress during her performance that could have been used to clothe 100 starving orphans. A little over the top? Or was it a system malfunction, when Farmbot was programmed to make the dress, she was never programmed to stop making it?
This year's "going home" song for Idol contestants after they are voted off is a cover of Motley Crue's "Home Sweet Home" by Carrie Underwood. No. Just no. The booted Idol song has become a hit in past seasons, with daniel Powter's crapfest "Bad Day" and Daughtry's "Home" becoming hit songs. Though even that string of successes couldn't help Ruben Studdard's "Celebrate Me Home" even remotely find an audience last year. MJ's Big Blog has a preview clip of Farmbot's version of "Home Sweet Home" if you want to hear it. Though honestly, it's going to become inescapable in a few weeks, so why bother seeking it out already?
Is it sad that Carrie Underworm has more personality than Carrie Underwood?