Carly Smithson

Carly Already Knows Mariah Carey

Posted by thefunnystone on April 15th, 2008 at 7:14 AM

It will be interesting to see how Carly reacts to meeting Mariah Carey tonight on Idol. This is because Carly will probably pretend to be "excited to meet her", yet there is extensive proof that the 2 already know each other. In an old News of the World article, Carly made it all about her (as always) when she met Mariah. "She told me she loved my song and thought I was a great singer. I was completely gobsmacked, one of the world's most successful female singers was praising me." The connection was also mentioned in the wonderful Star Magazine article. Now we can't blame Mariah tonight if she forgets Carly, because honestly, who would remember a hideous flop of an artist from 7 years ago? But if Carly acts like she's never met Mariah, then it's just another thing to add to her book of lies.

EDITED TO ADD: Yep, Carly told Mariah, "Nice to meet you." What a lying skank.


Vote for the Worst was the first source to tell you that Randy Jackson was senior vice president of A&R at MCA Records while Carly Smithson was signed there. Now Star Magazine picks up on it in their latest issue. They even have a quote from Randy, as told by an industry insider. Nice work, Star! Why is this still not a big deal? The producers shrugged off the "plant" story, and now look, 7 of the 8 remaining contestants are plants. If this story is shrugged off, Carly could actually end up with a record deal. We cannot let this happen. Keep spreading the word that the Carly-Randy connection is ridiculous and get as many Carly fans as you can to stop voting for her. Especially since it's hilarious that she tears up with even the mention of the bottom 3. She's nothing like VFTW champ Kristy who makes herself a name tag. Go Kristy! Boo Carly!


Carly Smithson Being Annoying Back in 2001

Posted by thefunnystone on March 31st, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Here's a video of Carly acting annoying to promote her disaster of an album, Ultimate High. In the video, Carly uses the same recording equipment she pretended to be confused by during last week's episode and performs songs on stage (which she claimed to never do). If you're a masochist, check her out performing Beautiful You and the blow job song live.


Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 17th, 2008 at 2:43 PM

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Vote for the Worst! Take today to pinch anyone not wearing green and to get the nearest Carly Smithson fan so drunk that they will have to miss the show tomorrow, rendering them unable to vote. It's an Irish tradition, no lie.


The Lies of Carly Smithson

Posted by thefunnystone on March 11th, 2008 at 2:51 PM

Carly Smithson is a liar. And a really bad one at that. Ever since we broke the story that she would be on the show this year, we knew something was off with her. And it seems that it's not just something, it's everything. The girl can barely keep her lies straight. Just in case you feel bad for her lame sob stories or feel compelled to vote for her, step away from the telephone. Read on and find out how absolutely nothing said by this lying plant, who only got on the show due to working with Randy Jackson years ago at MCA records, is the truth. We'll also keep this updated with new lies as Carly weaves a tangled web of lame falsities.

(Last Updated on 3/11/08)


Play Kick the Plant!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 8th, 2008 at 8:33 PM

VFTW user Lint Licker made this hilarious game where you get to kick that dumb ho Carly Smithson. See how far you can kick her. Hopefully out of the competition! Post your record in the comments.


Carly Smithson Hates VFTW

Posted by thefunnystone on March 5th, 2008 at 9:35 PM

VFTW single handedly ruined Carly Smithson's chances of winning by posting about her plantiness and spreading it around the internet. Some of us felt slightly bad for the lying ho, but her recent lies on the show ("my record label imploded and left me behind... 2 years after they kicked me off.") confirmed that she's a loser. Now, in an apparent retaliation, she answers a question in her latest Americanidol.com Q&A:

What has been your favorite "Idol" moment in the past six seasons?

When Sanjaya got voted off.

Oh it's on now, Carly. Sanjaya is the VFTW messiah, and you don't mess with him. Now we will not feel bad when we mention how ugly you tend to look. VFTW needs an enemy to make fun of to keep us laughing, thanks for making it easy on us. And hopefully this year, poetic justice will occur and a VFTW pick will kick your sorry butt to the curb.

P.S. Even though we've mentioned it 100 times, just wanted to reiterate that Carly Plantson was at MCA Records at the same time as Randy Jackson. Disqualify her!


Even though Yahoo and Reuters have finally picked up on the Carly Smithson debacle this week (the same story that we posted before Christmas and then again a week later... seriously, you guys should lurk here more often, you're way behind), no one else has picked up on the fact that Randy Jackson worked for MCA Records the same time Carly was there. Randy was the senior vice president of A&R. That's big stuff. Come on guys... we posted about that one back on January 28th. So who will be the first news outlet (besides us) to post about it? Go read up on it, but make sure to give us credit where credit is due. You're welcome. And as always, check back here early and often, as VFTW and the VFTW Forum are your premiere sources for the breaking Idol news that the producers don't want you to know.