Adam Lambert
Adam Lambert Doesn't Want You to Throw Dildos At Him While He Performs
Adam Lambert's Album Cover Shoot... What The Fuck?
You can go ahead and leave a comment, because we're uncharacteristically speechless. Really, Adam?
Now Adam Lambert is Preemptively Ditching the Meet and Greets
Adam Lambert... Guess What He's Still Doing (Hint: Ditching The Meet and Greets)
A VFTW reader who went to the American Idol concert last night at the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island wrote to us to say that Adam Lambert ditched the fans at the meet and greet again. This is at least the fourth time in the past few weeks that we know of. Adam, yes, your fans are annoying idiots. But they're annoying idiots that will give you money by buying your album. You don't seem to get this.
"I was at the concert tonight at Nassau Coliseum in Long Island. Stayed after to get autographs. Megan and Alison were sweethearts and stopped to take pictures and chat with people. Felt bad for Kris, as they were pushing him along and then halfway through told him he was out of time and he had to leave, much to the chagrin of the other half of the crowd. Anoop, Matt, Danny, Scott, and Michael all were hurrying along and saying that they didn't have time for pictures. But being as nice as they could. Lil never came out and neither did Adam the Asshole. I'm telling you this crowd had twice as many Adam fans as Kris fans and he can't show up for five minutes to sign a couple of autographs or even wave to the crowd? But I must say that I (no Adam fan myself) was pretty pleased that he didn't show up. I was saying that he tries to be a sex symbol -- but 95% of his fans are girls below 16 or above 40. It's a little sad. The fact that they're screeching all night and waiting to meet him and buying pictures for him to autograph and crowding you til you can't breathe gets really annoying. So seeing the looks on their faces when he didn't show up pretty much made my night. You deserve it, annoying girls, for idolizing an asshole!!!!"
Guess Who's Ditching the Meet and Greets... Again
Adam then goes on to say
"I feel bad but please understand that I try to give you guys 110% on stage. Your ticket is to see us perform! Entitlement is not sexy..."
Indeed. Entitlement isn't sexy, from Adam or from the Sparklecows. Though the frauen are never sexy. Remember though, Adam. Blake ditched the fatties during the tour too, and look where he is now. It's a pact with the devil, but you should have known that going in.
Adam Lambert Keeps Ditching the Idol Tour Meet and Greets
We heard Adam ditched an Idol tour meet and greet due to "a stalker", then he ditched it again when the crazy Adam fan pretended to be a Megan fan to win backstage passes, and now it seems he's done it again. Though can you blame the guy? If you had to deal with seas of fat, middle aged women wearing glitter and slowly suffocating you, wouldn't you hide too? Adam has some of the stupidest fans since the Claymates.
Adam Lambert in a Commercial When He Was a Kid
2009 Whatevia Award Winners
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1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin
2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You
At about 2:15 in this video, you can see someone throw a dildo at Adam Lambert while he performs on the Idol tour. Adam then kicks it back into the crowd. Listen up, frauen. Stop throwing shit at the Idols while they perform. Seriously. No one wants your stuff.