Adam Lambert
Even American Idol Wants The Castros To FOAD
A Real Live Sparkle Cow Shows Up to See Adam Lambert
Worster Wickedlydark went to an Adam Lambert MuchMusic herd gathering and got pictures of the Sparkle Cows. But the best part was an actual person in a cow costume holding a sign about the Sparkle Cows. Hilarious! Check out the recap here.
Adam Lambert - "If I Had You" on Oprah
The Adam Lambert career trajectory is even funnier than we thought it could be. His performance on Oprah is one of the worst yet: chock full of cheesy faces, bad singing, and pathetic moves. And he's already moving onto his fourth single, "If I Had You", since the others have all failed so miserably. Queerty asks the question, Why Is Adam Lambert Suddenly an Unimpressive Singer? Nothing has changed, you're just finally noticing it. Only the Sparkle Cows still believe this guy can have a career.
Adam Lambert - Whataya Want From Me Music Video
Here is the new video for Liza Minelli's take on that Pink song that wasn't good enough for Pink's album and was dug out of a dumpster. Same old, same old. The jokes are too easy. Is this dude's career over yet? (Via MJ's Big Blog)
Bad Parents of the Year
The frauen have somehow convinced their children to sing along to Adam Lambert songs. This is beyond sick, especially the kids singing "Whataya Want From Me" and "For Your Entertainment". We will be rounding up the originals to each of these videos and calling Child Protective Services to make sure these kids don't have to listen to another Adam Lambert screech again. You parents should be ashamed of yourselves. Awful, awful people.
FCC Complaint Letters Against Adam Lambert Now Available Online
Looks like The Smoking Gun got a hold of the FCC complaints against Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance. And they're hilarious. The best ones are the Sparkle Cows who sent in "complaints" only to say they approve of Adam and want to see more, so that they could attempt to downplay the criticism. They're so stupid. Either way, you can check out the idiocy from both sides and laugh about it until we have a season 9 mail bag.
Kris Allen Is Slaughtering Adam Lambert In Sales
It's like The Tortoise & The Hare, except in this case the hare is a big fat tranny with horrible skin...VFTW pick Kris Allen is slaughtering Adam Lambert in Singles sales!...
- Kris Allen, Live Like We're Dying, 486 000 total
- Adam Lambert, For Your Entertainment, 195 000
- Adam Lambert, Whattaya Want From Me, 136 000
VFTW told you so! While Adam's fans are making threats and getting their Idol pulled off the airwaves, our pick continues to make his usual dull but steady climb onward and upward. VFTW Victory!
The Only Thing More Hideous Than Danny Gokey's New Tattoo?
Any closeup of Adam Lambert. Like this one from Gridlock 10. That's just nasty. Apparently the facial didn't help much. (Via Rickey.org)
Also not helping Adam much... his moronic fans. According to MJ's Big Blog, Adam was disqualified from being a nominee for radio request show Open House Party because too many of the Sparkle Cows were calling from outside their city to spam the lines. This isn't new for the Sparkle Cows, it's predictable behavior. So if Adam doesn't kill his own career with his painful screeching, his fans will make sure the career is D.O.A. as well.
Another year, another Castro auditioning for the show. Michael surely was excited last night to see himself again on TV. Well, he saw himself alright...in a montage of loser Adam Lambert wannabes! (around 0:20 mark) Castros, will you get it already; NOBODY WANTS YOU! Michael, stop trying out. Jason, never ask to be on the show again. The little Castro sister, don't try out. Beasty, stop counting on your kids for cash. GO AWAY!!!