Idols Final 6: "I Don't Believe This Girl Had a Clue!"
Top 6- I'm Sorry... Can We... Thank Brooke For Being a Great VFTW Pick?
Who knew Andrew Lloyd Webber night would be one of the most entertaining nights of the year? Now mind you, I didn’t say it was entertaining. I said “one of the most entertaining.” When you compare shit on a stick to plain shit, shit on a stick seems kind of cool. The producers went a step further to single out the ones they hate in a ridiculously transparent way by making them sing in the first 3 spots. And we actually got 2 decent performances for those of you who like good performances (FOOLS!) Don’t worry though, train wrecks abound and Brooke steps up to the plate and hits a VFTW home run.
Vote for.... Um.... Can We Start Over? Oh yeah... Brooke! 1-866-IDOLS-03 and 1-866-IDOLS-09
Brooke White is awkward television at its best! 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-09, you can call either number (call the least busy number), or text 'VOTE' to 5703. She again messed up the song, stopped everything, and started again because it flustered her so much. Imagine her at the finale. "THIS IS MY.... Wait... I need to start over. Guys. I can't." The silence was deafening as Paula struggled to think of a compliment. Lots of silence. It was amazingly awkward, and a true VFTW victory. Brooke must forget the words every week for maximum entertainment potential. Thanks for not letting us down, Brooke! Make sure to vote as much as you can for her, because when you forget your words for the 3rd time in a season, sympathy starts running dry. So let's keep it from running dry, get the waterworks flowing. Vote for Brooke for the whole 2 hours!
Top 6 Spoilers
Via TMZ
Syesha Mercado -- "One Rock & Roll Too Many" from Starlight Express
Brooke White -- "You Must Love Me" from the film adaptation of "Evita"
David Cook -- "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera
Jason Castro -- "Memory" from Cats
Carly Smithson -- "Jesus Christ Superstar"
David Archuleta -- "Think of Me" from Phantom of the Opera.
Ooh, our VFTW princess should wow us with that one! And isn't Pimpchuleta's "Think of Me" a chick song? Oh wait... appropriate.
The Soup's Take on Kristy and Her Horse
Jordin Sparks' Career in Danger, May Never Sing the Same Way Again
Here's the story we were hinting at the other day. Jordin Sparks apparently has such bad vocal chord damage that it may permanently affect her voice. It's not just a few shows that have been cancelled... she may never sing the same way again. Looks like 19Entertainment needs to really think about what they're doing to push these singers so hard that they may have ruined a naive, hopeful singer's career at age 18.
I have really had it with this stupid site your the reason good people get voted off like daughtry jennifer hudson constantine & the reason why bad stay like scott makayla sanjaya taylor. All really need to get a life bad all are the reason why people think idol is rigged i seen on msnbc where all vote for people like sundance until he imporved stupid motherfuckers brian duckelman needs to give life also reason his ass was kicked off was b/c he is an ass he is just plain & no presonaliy. Corey Clark from season two is a flap flopper one second he saids idol is fixed & other he saids he was it was amazing journey he needs to get a life i don't care how many lies all spend about idol it will be around for another Five or six seasons. I know all where so disapointed when thoese kids where voted off of the next great american band poor brats.You think this show will get idol off the air you really crazy. You suck dick really bad vote for the best.
-Michael
First of all, why would you make fun of someone for being a douche when you are one yourself? Michael Johns was better then that hick mess Kristy and if i had the chance i would shoot you and throw you into the canal! Michael Johns and Carly Smithson are better then Sanjaya will ever be and i know you'll post this on your fucked up site, but get this, You weren't making a difference. AT ALL. Only about 1/100 of the voters voted for shit singers because of you. Hell, even Sanjaya thought you went to far! And Sanjaya only made it far because of the Girls that voted for him that thought he was "Adorable". So I suggest you end your site right now. P.S: Carly isn't going to go anywhere anytime soon.
-Gregory
Brooke White is the New VFTW Pick!
As we say goodbye to Kristy, we say hello to Brooke White. The sun rises on a brand new era in VFTW history. Everyone's sure this is her last week in the competition, so let's try to save her for one more week if possible. Her mental instability is the greatest of any Idol contestant ever, meaning we could get some VFTW gold this week. And if not, the resulting breakdown from her elimination will still be fun. We'd like to try to delay it by a week or two if possible though. Good luck, Brooke, and don't cry. You've got a whole ton of new power voters picking up the phone for you this week and we're crazy about you!
We start our re-cap with bad news for Idol, that Jordin Sparks has vocal chord problems. This is sad because she was set to go on the Alicia Keys tour, which could’ve launched her singing career into a different stratosphere. Now, she has to sit on the sidelines because of the endless American Idol press and singing tour she was forced to endure, because she's only 17 and she didn’t learn how to take care of her voice properly. We hope that Jordin recovers. Of course nobody on Idol wishes Jordan well DURING THE SHOW. They better say something tomorrow.