Syesha Singing Tonight's Song Already

Posted by thefunnystone on May 13th, 2008 at 11:41 AM

Planning to sleep through Syesha's performances tonight like us? Well if you want to see her sing Randy's choice "If I Ain't Got You", she already did it when she was a contestant on that crappy cancelled show "The One". Watch, snore, whatever.


Mail Bag Update 5/13/08

Posted by thefunnystone on May 13th, 2008 at 10:54 AM
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING??!!!??!! You and more than half of voters know that DAVID ARCHULETA is gonna WIN! Now that your site is not working for you, you have to pretend he is the worst! He is the greatest singer. Like SIMON says "He crushed the competition"!. You know that with 51 million votes you are obsolete. HAHAHA! That's a good one you have pulled. Hanging on to something, so that you site won't be dicredited. But maybe you should just change the name for voteforthebest! If you've been watching the show, (which i am 100% sure you are the #1 fan of the show) you know that DAVID ARCHULETA has never been in the bottom 3 or even 4 or 5 or 6. or 10. HAHAHA, What a good joke! Plus I and a few pals already have plans for a beutiful site to crush yours next season. It is in the works as we speak. Thanks for doing us a favor, because DAVID ARCHULETA AND DAVID COOK are the ones to beat. Thanks for making it easy for Sayesha to go this week. Because it doesnt matter which DAVID wins. We will be happy and so will 40million of the 51 million votes.
-Niles

Hey her's an idea, lets tell people to root for their least favorite sport's team. I think im going to dedicate my life to that and start a website. What do you think I mean they don't get any smarter or more creative than you turds. Hey is today backwards day don't you guy's love backwards day so you can try and screw women (just to pretend you don't really get each other up the old culo) He is and has been the favorite, so lets start a website against meat but tell you to cook and eat steak. You guys show that any dumb ass can start a website.
-Amanda


Final 3 Song Spoilers

Posted by thefunnystone on May 13th, 2008 at 8:30 AM


Mostly thanks to MJ's Big Blog. We'll update this as the rest of the songs as they become available.

Gaspy Archuleta
His Choice: "With You" (Chris Brown)
Paula's Choice: "And So It Goes" (Billy Joel)
Nigel's Choice: "Longer" (Dan Fogelberg)

Snoreesha Mercado
Her Choice: "Fever" (Peggy Lee)
Randy's Choice: "If I Ain't Got You" (Alicia Keys)
Nigel's Choice: "Hit Me Up" (Gia Farrell)

BigHead Cook
His Choice: "Dare You To Move" (Switchfoot)
Simon's Choice: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" (Roberta Flack)
Nigel's Choice: "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" (Aerosmith)

White Bread Gaspy's going to be singing lines like "I need you boo" and "Hey lil mama, ooh you're a stunner/Hot little figure, yes you a winner"? VFTW Victory!


Mail Bag Update 5/12/08

Posted by thefunnystone on May 12th, 2008 at 9:43 PM
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LISTEN UP CUM CHUMMERS! STOP PICKING DAVID A HE IS A WONDERFUL SINGER HE HAS MORE TALENT IN HIS PINKY THEN YOU CLOWNS HAVE BRAINS.IF ANYBODY IS THE WORST ITS SYESHA "SCREAMING " MERCADO THAT BITCH GIVES ME A HEADACHE LISTENING TO HER SING.IF THAT BITCH STAYS WHEN WE HAVE TWO TALENTED MEN LEFT I WILL PERSONALY KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES AND TELL PPL ALL ABOUT WHAT A HORIBLE SITE THIS IS.YOU ARE THE UGLY FATTEST PEICE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.RAT FACED TARD YOU ARE AS UGLY AS DOG PUCK.
-Kalum

You suck, the contestants you vie for suck, and your site sucks. You're an embarrassment to your entire family, loser. No go fuck yourself...
-James


Mail Bag Update 5/11/08

Posted by thefunnystone on May 11th, 2008 at 7:00 PM
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Ok mr rocks for brians! aka dumbass city USA! I'm so feed up with your site I wanna scream!Ok first you take out Carly and Jason now you wanna fuck with Archie?What in the blue ball hell is wrong with you?Did your mom drop you on your head when your were a baby??? It sure as hell seams that way.Archie and Cook ARE NO WAY THE WORST!And I'm mother fucking pissed as hell that you picked Archie!!!! If you had half a brian you would pick Syesa as your pick.I asume if Archie wins your gonna say "VFTW VICTORY!!!" Like you do when you pick somebody with a bif fan base and claim you did it youself!Ha what a fucking joke you and your site are.God your dumb Archie has the votes to win and he will WITHOUT YOUR FUCKING HELP.SO GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU DICK HEAD!
-Adamaris

david archuleta is awesome and hes not the wrst u should make fun of syesha and her black pride im searious she makes evry song sound like black gospel music cuz right now dats all shes doin and david has done mre den just ballads so plz take him off as ur vote 4 da wrst pick
-Jen


Well that didn't take long. Terrible stage dad Jeff Archuleta has been banned from Idol, says TMZ. They say "Jeff has been a complete pain in the ass, interfering with the entire production. He has badgered producers, the band, vocal coaches and even other contestants." Too funny! That's the same stuff he pulled when David was on Star Search. The straw that broke the camel's back was his insistance that David add lyrics from Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls" to Tuesday's show. Since the song was not cleared, it cost the show tons of money and pissed everyone off. Hey, this banning is great news for us! 1) David won't have to sleep in the cage tonight. 2) Without his dad's help, David is much more likely to forget the words and give us a VFTW performance. 3) The awkward gasping will be at an all time high this week. Bravo, Idol staff. Bravo.

Edited To Add: The Associated Press is confirming the story. Here at VFTW, we really know how to pick our train wrecks.


Watch VFTW radio host Insane talk about the history of Vote for the Worst, and then watch a cast of VFTW favorites (and that four time loser Carly) talk about how terrible our site is. Carly says she's never lurked here, yet we have physical proof that she has. Big fat liar!


Mail Bag Update 5/9/08

Posted by thefunnystone on May 9th, 2008 at 10:30 AM
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you know what, you guys are such idiots... the idols, are great people. how can you make fun of them? you guys are just envy... they have friends and family who love them, (and fans too) cause you guys, you dont have anyone by your side, only some idiots who agrees to this stupid site anyways.. and why the hell DAVID ARCHULETA??? i dont know why you have something againts him, i agree with david, why not call the site "dont vote for the goods", thats better, so then you can put as much as you can, so LATAZ bitch. get a life.
-Chaise

I think David is kind of nervous because he is so young,I dont believe a word of it cause I am from Utah and have seen him perform ,his dad is not a bad stage dad,Naomi I use to hold you in high regard but not no more.Look how you are with your own daughter.You two have shared your dirty laundry before on the Oprah show before,plus I have heard so many times out of your own mouth how you started picking at her at an early age over her weight so..........................................WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?????jUST ASK YOUR DAUGHTER WYNONNA,LEAVE DAVID ALONE.................................
-Rita