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Crystal Bowersox - American Idol 9 Top 24 Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on January 19th, 2010 at 5:18 PM

As usually, Fallen Angel Gabriel was P R E S C I E N T and we got this one right. Crystal Bowersox is now confirmed in the top 24 by Idol Maniac. She's a singer from Ohio, and you'll see her on the American Idol Chicago audition episode tonight. She's got a pretty good voice, but we'll see how she comes across on the show. No sob stories please, Crystal.
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By now, you've probably seen the Top 24 Spoiler that lists 20 of the top 24. We're still missing 4 female contestants. So who are they? Our resident detective and tranny spotter Fallen Angel Gabriel has done some research, and here are the 4 candidates we're keeping an eye on:

  • Bernadette DeSimone - She blabbed today on her Facebook that "it happens overnight" and her friends then freaked out, calling her the next American Idol. They seem too excited for her to be cut.
  • Jesse Barry - Her band's MySpace lists her as a "former lead singer". It was changed the day after the top 24 was decided.
  • Siobhan Magnus - Same as Jesse, her band lists her as "former lead singer". She also deleted her personal MySpace this week.
  • Crystal Bowersox - Deleted all of her YouTube videos earlier this week. Not necessarily as strong a sign as the others, but we need 4, so there's one more for you.

We'll see if any of these ladies do make it. If anyone knows the status of these 4 contestants, please send us an email to mail@votefortheworst.com. Anonymity guaranteed.

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Jackie Tohn - Pants on the Ground

Posted by thefunnystone on January 18th, 2010 at 10:34 PM

Jackie admits she's a little too late to get on the "Pants on the Ground" bandwagon, but we love her anyway, and we forgive her broken finger for delaying this inevitably awesome video.
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Maddy Curtis is Not in the Top 24

Posted by thefunnystone on January 18th, 2010 at 6:52 PM

Vote for the Worst has learned that Maddy Curtis is one of the final females in the top 24. We're 99% sure on this one, so add her to the lists. 3 more to go.

Update 1/19/10: New sources suggest that Maddy's not in the top 24 again and that a certain someone in Maddy's family is just looking for attention. Ah well, back to the drawing board.

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We now have 20 of the top 24 for American Idol 9. Thanks to JoesPlace and Idol Maniac at IdolForums. The new names are bolded.

Guys (all 12 spoiled): Aaron Kelly, Alex Lambert, Andrew Garcia, Ben Honeycutt, Casey James, Chris Golightly, David Duke, Jermaine Sellers, John Park, Lee DeWyze, Michael Lynche, Tyler Grady

Girls (8 of 12 spoiled): Ashley Rodriguez, Haeley Vaughn, Janell Wheeler, Katelyn Epperly, Katie Stevens, Lilly Scott, Lacey Brown, Michelle Delamor

If you have any information about the top 24, including the 4 remaining female contestants that are unknown, or past indescretions by contestants that may cause a scandal, send us an email at mail@votefortheworst.com. Anonymity guaranteed.

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Andrew Garcia - American Idol 9 Top 24 Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on January 17th, 2010 at 8:58 PM

Andrew Garcia is from Moreno Valley, California. He has a son named Caeland, so we'll see if he uses him for sympayhy votes. Since he's like an even less attractive version of Danny Gokey, it's entirely possible. Not seeing any entertainment value in this guy yet, he seems boring and fodderiffic. Andrew, if you want us to notice you, step up the entertainment in the top 24.
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Lilly Scott - American Idol 9 Top 24 Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on January 17th, 2010 at 5:16 PM

Now here's the most promising contestant that we've seen get to the top 24 so far, since most of our favorites are falling by the wayside. Lilly Scott is in a band called Varlet. She has an Amy Winehouse meets the singer from the Cardigans type voice. But even though she sings that type of music, her songs are fun and have titles like "Can of Beer" and "Jello Plate". In the aformentioned "Jello Plate" she talks about how she might as well be singing to a "fucking jello plate" and how she can't "take these fucking people." That's our kind of girl! She also lists "Amy Winehouse on cocaine" as one of her heroes. Take her quirky personality, fun songs, and sense of humor, and I think we've got someone to look forward to here. Make us proud, Lilly!

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Alex Lambert - American Idol 9 Top 24 Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on January 17th, 2010 at 5:42 PM

Alex Lambert is from North Richland Hills, Texas. No matter what, this guy can't be nearly as annoying or disappointing as a certain other A. Lambert. But his name will probably guarantee he's fodder. It seems almost every picture of him on his MySpace has him wearing douche sunglasses. But he does sing The Barney Song and seems to be a little odd, so he may very well be a great VFTW pick. We'll get to know him soon enough.
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