| ItsMeDeb |
 Posted: April 15, 2009 - 11:25pm |
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Hey Prof, the graphic isn't showing.
Deb
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| poochie |
| Posted: April 15, 2009 - 11:29pm |
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Why were Miley's front two upper "teeth" yellow?
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| votefortheuuhh... |
| Posted: April 15, 2009 - 11:51pm |
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Mileys singing made even my dogs ears bleed. She left the room and we heard her whining. Sorry molly, I never wanted you to hear that.
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| oooh5615 |
| Posted: April 16, 2009 - 12:09am |
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Today's show was just a fucking wreck. First, JH sang a song with no fucking melody in it whatsoever. Then, there came Hannah Montana - 'nuff said. The bitch is getting larger and larger every time I see her, like I remember Britney was. Finally, saving Matt. By the way, was he singing with some kind of French accent today?
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| Professor Chan |
| Posted: April 16, 2009 - 12:11am |
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Hey Deb,
I tried up-loading the photo twice using the "Insert/Edit image" option, but it didn't work. So I just made it a link.
--Chan
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| texasbrian |
| Posted: April 16, 2009 - 12:43am |
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Seriously? Vote for Adam? Is that a sick joke?
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| sum1 |
| Posted: April 16, 2009 - 1:10am |
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Good job, Chan. You caught the annoying part in Boomie's song and you actually spelled "Iraheta" correctly.
Also, the picture was hilarious.
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| Impishimpi |
| Posted: April 16, 2009 - 1:51am |
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| Disillusioned-a... |
| Posted: April 16, 2009 - 5:20am |
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I noticed Apoop's little stumble on the stairs as well, so I guess he has to get drunk as well to be in this crapfest. They have no one to lead around now and they still were terrible. So what's their excuse now? And what was with Miley C.? She looked like she was drunk or on drugs.. seriously.. I made the comment as well when she was singing: "What the hell is she singing. I can't understand a word." Guess her papa brainwashed her into thinking she can sing country. FAILED". I guess that's why she's such a big fan of Allison's, they probably can understand what the other one is singing.
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| jungleboy6996 |
| Posted: April 16, 2009 - 6:00am |
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saved matt??? wtf were they thinking???
well the judges knew full well that they had to use the power to "save someone" this year or else they probably wouldn't have it next year. It is a use it or lose it sorta deal in my opinion.
If they didn't save matt this week then who would they save next week ???( remember they had to use it to save someone by 6 or not at all)...?? anoop..lil rounds...???
er...NO!!! cawed simon .
So Matt was as good of a choice as any..
wether he deserved it was another story. Matt started off as a cool bluesy/jazz guy..then morpthed into a JT wannabee...then transformed into a cheesy piano bar singer
That pimple/mole in the middle of his forehead didn't help much either.
Miley cyrus was a trainwreck x2..I don't have kids..never understood the whole "hannamontana" bullshit. Yet throw the power of "Disney" behind anyone and it proves that you can turn a turd into gold. Having a good looking father isn't bad for sales either( gives the "Moms" something to drool over).
I actually saw the audition tapes of Miley for the hanna role on youtube. the show is about a young girl who can sing....SING for christ's sake..Miley at age..what 8?? sounds like she gargled with drain cleaner..her voice is so rough, she makes allison sound like Marriah carrey.
This is the girl you want for a show about a preteen singer???
Ofcourse she got the job because of her dad...that country legend Billy ray..shake my ass..scoot boogie..Mr. official one hit..one shot wonder.
Anyway..Miley grew up..she goes from 12yr old to 21 in 2.3 seconds apparently ..
What is most apparent though is Disney never requirred Miley to take vocal lessons???
And it shows...
Her live performance on the show doesn't help either. I'm suprised she just didn't lip sinche the song since it isn't live..
Miley gives hope for someone like allison...and the other billion american preteen girls out there that think they can sing
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They wasted their save on Mac Tonight?!?!?
"A sneak at Matt Giraud in his future occupation."
Simon: "The first piece of bad news... two people go home next week. Second piece of bad news... Next week is Disco Week."
Have two more awesome lines been spoken on American Idol? I wish they could send two people home every week. And as for Disco, is there a more maligned genre of music that will destroy any shred left of these Idols' dignity and integrity?
I say... Bring on Disco Night.
As for tonight... well there was 25 minutes of Idol Branded Whoring, so if you didn't witness the most anti-climactic Judges' Save that anyone could imagine... then no, you didn't miss much. I'll break it down in quick Random Thoughts style so we can all move on with our lives.
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--Matt Giraud sitting at a piano... boring. Matt Giraud dancing and trying to act sexy... Comedy Gold.
-- Anoop stumbles on the stairs, showing his solidarity with Blind Scott.
--Paula was extra drunk tonight, but sadly we didn't get to see much of her. The only interesting part was her over-enthusiastic dancing and invisible lasso tossing during Giraud's horrible reprise of the already awful "Have You Really Loved Woman."
-- Jennifer Hudson sang "Boring, Cliche'd Song #3,976."
Here are some of the (paraphrased) cliche's that I heard.
"I want an angel to come down and love me."
"Is this feeling that I'm feeling love, because I'm not really sure what love is otherwise."
"L-O-V-E-- What is in me?"
And then the song ends with a whole lot of shrieking and glory-noting, of course.
Well, Jennifer's a Worster for Life so she gets a pass. But I don't know if that song's going to do much for her reputation.
-- Miley Cyrus sings -- Oh joy. She's a True Worster. She's out of key, shrill, nasally, mumbly and is planted to one spot behind the microphone. I couldn't understand 90% of the words she was croaking out. Who says you need to be good, attractive or even mildly talented to be a mega-star? Allison Iraheta is already over-qualified for success on those terms.
-- More whoring for Fnord, "17 Again" -- Only Idol fans would be stupid enough to see that swill... and the Idol Tour. Yeah, I'll be sure to book my tickets right away.
-- I still can't believe they wasted their save on Giraud. Just to make sure to kill any momentum he'd get from a Judge's Save, Simon qualifies it with "I don't see that you have any chance of winning this competition." Wow, what a confidence builder. After that even I want to drown my sorrows. And so I shall.
---Questions, Comments, General Grumblings... This is your Post-Game Analysis.
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