Professor Chan's blog
Don't Let The Sun Catch You, Crying Girl
Professor Chan's AI Look-Alikes 2
Hey Class,
Here are more Celebrity Look-A-Likes as suggested by all of you kind people that e-mailed me. I picked the most inpired choices and in some cases, Phil, I went with the most popular suggestion.
NOS-PHIL-ATU
LaKisha -- Warren Sapp
Grading The Idols' Albums - Taylor Hicks
GRADING THE IDOLS’ ALBUMS
Hello Class!
I’m happy to introduce a new feature on VoteForTheWorst. It’s my new “Grading the Idols’ Albums” project. Each week I will be listening to an album from a former Idol winner or Finalist, and will review the CD.
And joining me on this project are my esteemed colleagues Master Freech- Professor of Musicology, and Dean Kyle. Master Freech actually has a Master’s degree in Music Studies and has never seen American Idol. His opinions are unspoiled by knowledge of the singers. Dean Kyle is a casual viewer of the show, and of course I'm an American Idol aficianado, for entertainment purposes only.
Munchkin Sings The Blues
If Diana Ross tells you how to sing her songs, you probably should listen to her.
That's the message that almost everybody ignored this week on Idol. Who were the quick learners who made it to the head of the class? And who forgot their homework and their lyrics?
It's time for...
GRADING THE IDOLS
I love the wacky guests that come on this show. Tonight Diana Ross dominates, especially with her gigantic hair, as she seems to be smuggling small children in it. It's like Diana is wearing a second person on her head.
Girls Rock... er R & B
Tonight's episode is what American Idol should be every week, a cutting contest between great singers trying to outdo each other. And when someone screws up they go home. The girls brought their 'A' game this week, whereas the guys were playing a game of chicken-- "Watch how badly I can suck, I dare you to send me home." Typical guys. Sure good singing and competent performing gives me less funny stuff to talk about, but it’s a more pleasurable viewing experience.
Boys Return to (awful) Form
First off I want to thank each and every one of you who checked out my comedy videos this week. If you didn't you can see "Cool Movie Reviews" here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmyKhkvQ6ms
Professor Chan's AI Look-alikes
Congratulations VFTW Antonella and Sundance/Sanjaya. You voters at home are awesome.
Here is my promised Look-Alikes for the AI Guys. Girls don't look like anybody.
Can you spot which one is the celebrity and which is the Idol?
Phil Stacey - Prymaat Conehead
Charlotte the AI Back-Up Singer is a Star
Welcome to Round 2 of Girls Sing. Last week they bombarded us with Celine and Aretha. This week the theme is Whitney Houston and more of the usual suspects (Gladys Knight, Celine again, Christina Aguilera). And the Furious Four become the furious 2 ½ as Stephanie Edwards goes the Beyonce route and half makes it and Sabrina takes a wrong turn into Whitney-ville.
Girls Sing
Everybody came to sing this week. Some just better than others. Even Sanjaya shifted into a new gear of awful, which made his shouted performance a highlight. We found a new TV sensation in Crying Girl, a tearful 10 year old AI fan in the audience with a pained crying face. And we discover Chris Sligh is a closet VFTW fan, what a night.
Even the judges brought their A-games of terrible to the table. Randy with his incoherence and irrelevancy. Paula and her random jokes that only she gets, and Simon with his innuendo and hitting on all the girls. Ryan gets into the terrible act by trying to set Sanjaya up with Crying Girl. Dude, she's 10. It's not funny.