Did you hear? Adam Lambert was #2 on the Amazon.com best seller list with a pre-sale his album. This means... well, next to nothing because very few people pre-buy albums on Amazon. But according to Adam's delusional fans, otherwise known as the Sparkle Cows, this is the most incredible news in the history of music. Some of the comments:
"I am definitely a huge Beatles crazy fan, and have had all their albums for years and years. I'm feeling similar excitement for Adam"
"Adam is the most current worldwide iconic rockgod star this planet has ever seen! The Album, holy smokes, I already ordered 2 and the thing isn't even finished yet, no title and no picture!"
"Soon everyone will be strutting to the beat as Adam takes over the airwaves. It has been a long time since a musical phenomenon has occured, and we are long overdue."
But then one Sparkle Cow is angry that Adam's official site didn't publicize this trivial piece of knowledge sooner, giving us a glimpse into the entertainment value of angry Adam fans:
"Seriously,why AdamOfficial is the LAST to know EVERYTHING? Yeah,that article was put up there HOURS ago and about 4 hours ago Adam had already regained No2 on Amazon, so I am just wondering why the Adam team hasn't set out the news quicker. And since not every Adam fan, or to be precise, potential album buyers refresh their google "Adam Lambert:" search every five minutes, a newsletter informing people about the pre-order would be very beneficial. I mean, not a lot of people check fansites everyday, but most people check their email inbox daily. So, I really hope the team (management) can do its best to promote Adam to the world."
Here's a hint. Guess who else hit #1 in Amazon presales, and it ended up amounting to next to nothing (Scroll down to comment 14)? Yep, Adam Lambert will face a similar fate to Clay Aiken when his fans kill off his career by being overzealous and pissing off everyone by over-requesting his songs, yelling at his management, starting letter writing campaigns to anyone who would mock him, etc. It'll be a funny ride, so grab some popcorn.
Comments
"Adam is the most current
"Adam is the most current worldwide iconic rockgod star this planet has ever seen! The Album, holy smokes, I already ordered 2 and the thing isn't even finished yet, no title and no picture!"
"Soon everyone will be strutting to the beat as Adam takes over the airwaves. It has been a long time since a musical phenomenon has occured, and we are long overdue."
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These kinds of comments really demonstrate how annoying Adam's fans are & truly dillusional. Yes, they will piss people off guaranteed just like Aiken fans did. They go about thinking that Adam is the only source of music now & will scour YouTube videos & leave nasty comments on other artist's videos.
Adam is Vegas/Broadway & if any of his dumb fans ever went to a Vegas or Broadway musical, they would see from whence he came or fits in & that if he was back there (where he belongs), he still wouldn't be a "star" because those people are really good & don't scream when they sing. He was never a star on any "Broadway" show, never a headliner. I see him doing a gay version of Elvis impersonation in Vegas, he would be perfect.
Someone who "will be the next worldwide iconic rockgod star" somehow managed to be in the bottom 3 during Idol & did not win & from all accounts lost by a huge margin & did not set any records on the Billboard Top 100 during his time on A.I. I think Archuleta had more entries than him from the previous year. I also recall Archuleta fans saying that Archie was going to take the world by storm & be the next worldwide pop star.
Being #1 on Amazon for pre-sale is not impressive.
Yeah, perhaps in unrelated
Yeah, perhaps in unrelated news...Palin tards are planning on preordering her book so she makes the number 1 best-selling book on Amazon. Does that means she's the best politician of all time? Or are her fans the most delusional?
The ONLY way to sell this
The ONLY way to sell this album (or any other top Idol's album) is through presale because as soon as anyone HEARS it, it'll be all over. :)
Didn't Arculeta hit #1 on
Didn't Arculeta hit #1 on Amazon last year for pre-sales too. If so we saw what happened there and Lil Wayne,Diddy,30 Seconds to Mars,Britney Spears are releasing CD's too that date.
"Adam is the most current
"Adam is the most current worldwide iconic rockgod star this planet has ever seen"
delusional tard
Why pre-order? They will be
Why pre-order? They will be able to pick it up for $5 in Walmart in 6-8 months.
it is so pathetic
it is so pathetic
I give him a good couple of
I give him a good couple of years before he disappears completely.
His fans remind me of the
His fans remind me of the Claymates and Soul Patrol...wait they are the old Claymates and Soul Patrol x100.
The Glamberts are some of the nastiest and craziest people on earth. lol
He appears to be #1 now.
He appears to be #1 now. But it appears Susan Boyle is releasing her album on the same day. She'll crush him/her.
Pool on when his label dumps
Pool on when his label dumps him?
I say he'll be cut loose by August 2010. Outsold by William Hung.