Adam Lambert Fans Enjoy Meaningless Victories

Posted by thefunnystone on September 29th, 2009 at 6:03 PM
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Did you hear? Adam Lambert was #2 on the Amazon.com best seller list with a pre-sale his album. This means... well, next to nothing because very few people pre-buy albums on Amazon. But according to Adam's delusional fans, otherwise known as the Sparkle Cows, this is the most incredible news in the history of music. Some of the comments:

"I am definitely a huge Beatles crazy fan, and have had all their albums for years and years. I'm feeling similar excitement for Adam"

"Adam is the most current worldwide iconic rockgod star this planet has ever seen! The Album, holy smokes, I already ordered 2 and the thing isn't even finished yet, no title and no picture!"

"Soon everyone will be strutting to the beat as Adam takes over the airwaves. It has been a long time since a musical phenomenon has occured, and we are long overdue."

But then one Sparkle Cow is angry that Adam's official site didn't publicize this trivial piece of knowledge sooner, giving us a glimpse into the entertainment value of angry Adam fans:

"Seriously,why AdamOfficial is the LAST to know EVERYTHING? Yeah,that article was put up there HOURS ago and about 4 hours ago Adam had already regained No2 on Amazon, so I am just wondering why the Adam team hasn't set out the news quicker. And since not every Adam fan, or to be precise, potential album buyers refresh their google "Adam Lambert:" search every five minutes, a newsletter informing people about the pre-order would be very beneficial. I mean, not a lot of people check fansites everyday, but most people check their email inbox daily. So, I really hope the team (management) can do its best to promote Adam to the world."

Here's a hint. Guess who else hit #1 in Amazon presales, and it ended up amounting to next to nothing (Scroll down to comment 14)? Yep, Adam Lambert will face a similar fate to Clay Aiken when his fans kill off his career by being overzealous and pissing off everyone by over-requesting his songs, yelling at his management, starting letter writing campaigns to anyone who would mock him, etc. It'll be a funny ride, so grab some popcorn.

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Smartie
Posted: September 29, 2009 - 7:36pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Pool on when his label dumps him?

I say he'll be cut loose by August 2010. Outsold by William Hung.

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dryedmangoez
Posted: September 29, 2009 - 7:41pm
Joined: 24 Feb 2009

He appears to be #1 now. But it appears Susan Boyle is releasing her album on the same day. She'll crush him/her.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: September 29, 2009 - 7:52pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

His fans remind me of the Claymates and Soul Patrol...wait they are the old Claymates and Soul Patrol x100.

The Glamberts are some of the nastiest and craziest people on earth. lol

spoiler
Posted: September 29, 2009 - 8:05pm
Joined: 01 May 2009

I give him a good couple of years before he disappears completely.

Ravens20
Posted: September 29, 2009 - 10:37pm
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

it is so pathetic

joeyharmonic
Posted: September 30, 2009 - 12:19am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

Why pre-order? They will be able to pick it up for $5 in Walmart in 6-8 months.

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AUK
Posted: September 30, 2009 - 3:28am
Joined: 13 Jun 2009

"Adam is the most current worldwide iconic rockgod star this planet has ever seen"

delusional tard

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Jillian02
Posted: September 30, 2009 - 7:46am
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Didn't Arculeta hit #1 on Amazon last year for pre-sales too. If so we saw what happened there and Lil Wayne,Diddy,30 Seconds to Mars,Britney Spears are releasing CD's too that date.

fondula
Posted: September 30, 2009 - 9:51am
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

The ONLY way to sell this album (or any other top Idol's album) is through presale because as soon as anyone HEARS it, it'll be all over. :)

Yowsers
Posted: September 30, 2009 - 7:17pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

Yeah, perhaps in unrelated news...Palin tards are planning on preordering her book so she makes the number 1 best-selling book on Amazon. Does that means she's the best politician of all time? Or are her fans the most delusional?

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