2009 Whatevia Award Winners

You voted, we counted. Here's the winners of the 2009 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Live (finale)

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Nick Mitchell

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Tatiana Del Toro

6. Worst Post AI Song: Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7

7. Biggest Douche: Danny Gokey

8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance

9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI8 Photochop Thread

10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back as the hosts hang up on her.

11. Favorite Photochop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by RaptorJesus69

12. Favorite Video: There Are No Standards

13. Favorite Troll Post: aperilla12: I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.

14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you
all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already
tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get
hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this
warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course
history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you
guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you
don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling
Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has
no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new,
CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in
case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called
Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific
circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of
myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now
sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread
the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of
Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the
First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is
stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The
world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan
Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even
though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's
better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and
ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all
f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs.
F*CKBOOBS.
-Haleigh

15. Favorite Avatar: Cinemaniac

 

 

 

 

16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post: Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

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RaptorJesus69
Posted: July 29, 2009 - 10:27pm
Joined: 22 Sep 2008

Thanks everyone for voting for whatever reason.

There are no red carpet chops this time. :'(. I thought someone would do it.

(^^,)

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Smartie
Posted: July 29, 2009 - 10:27pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Congratulations, RJ. I love that chop, it is magnificent.

Congrats to Nick/Normund too <3 Sorry Truggy :(

Enjoy your award, Danny. It's the only one you'll get!

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jazzilicious
Posted: July 29, 2009 - 10:49pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

Hooray for Normund!!!

There was no other chop that could rival that of RJ's!

Also, I'm quite pleased that the performance of the year was Scream On.

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madinthemoon
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 12:25am
Joined: 20 May 2009

Jealous because I won.

That is the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire life, bitch.

Ashe57
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 2:13am
Joined: 12 May 2009

congrats on winning. I love that vid. I watch whenever I get sad, and i remember that there are people worse out there, like Kris Allen. He still has to has No Boundaries as his first single. Thank you for making that piece of artwork.

Keep making awesome videos that bash some american idol people, madinthemoon!

Yolgnu
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 6:00am
Joined: 14 Feb 2009

I'm pretty happy the results, I'm glad that No Standards won.

Maybe not with the hatemail category results - F*ckboobs is okay, but I think the one with real genius is "Y'all probably think that we're all just racist, inbred, rednecks around here, but we're real people just like y'all, and Michael is one of the most talented folks to come out of this area EVER! Y'all should try getting rid of somebody like Lil, or Anoop, they are the ones who have no morals."

standalone
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 8:16am
Joined: 23 May 2006

Dang... missed the voting. The results are hilarious and RJ's photochop is genius!

chikkijaxun
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 9:57am
Joined: 26 Feb 2009

This AI year was full of win, congrats to RJ that chop is gold! No Standards vid is absolutely perfect!

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empath
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 3:15pm
Joined: 07 Jul 2009

well done, to all of the voters, i particularly like the Favorite Piece of Hate Mail. hilarious. HILARIOUS. now, shouldn't we cover the sure come back of Kara Dioguardi? i read her contract is done.

t-mo
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 4:24pm
Joined: 30 Jan 2009

Congratulations to all the winners, especially you, Madinthemoon. I love your video!

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