Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?
P.S. If anyone finds the mug shot, send it to us ASAP. We will love you forever.
Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute
Thu, 06/18/2009 - 00:50 — thefunnystone
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What I think probably
What I think probably actually happened was that he mistaked Kara for a whore and offered her $10 for a blow job!
Oh,this is what all you say
Oh,this is what all you say FTW...
Actually, the more I read
Actually, the more I read about this the more I feel sorry for Gaspy. Sure he's more than a little...special (I'm trying not to say bad things about people on order of my shrink) but having Jeff as your daddy can't be good for one's mental state.
^^^^^ I think you need to
^^^^^ I think you need to get a new shrink. If you are not allowed to say bad things about people, you will have little to say much of the time and will probably be forced to become some sort of social recluse. ;)
I agree with you about feeling sorry for Lil' Davey. I always have. He is emotionally stunted (an observation, not a mean statement) and I have no doubt his overbearing stage Dad is the primary reason for that. I think most of the venues Lil' Davey does interviews now will not ask him about this situation, but if he winds up at an awards show or premiere he better brush up on his euphemisms for sexual gratification, massage parlor, and arrested for solicitation.
She told me not to be so
She told me not to be so angry at the world and one way of doing that was to go a week without insulting anybody.
Shadow- Good for you for
Shadow- Good for you for trying, but I still say you need a different therapist. Not insulting someone is not going to change what you're thinking or feeling, and it's not going to fix the world either. Personally I think you should come here and let out your frustrations in a nice, safe way, rather than bottling them up. But I'm not a licensed professional, so you needn't listen to me. ;)
Who would ever want to do
Who would ever want to do something to Jeff? Sick. I have always felt bad for Gaspy, living with a stage dad. Kid must've had 0 freedom before Idol.
But wasn't his Dad with him then too?
Living hell.
Jeff: Now David, it's time
Jeff: Now David, it's time for me to tell you about the birds and the bees."
Five minutes later...
Gaspy: OH MY GOD! (gasp) That's so gross!"
Fucking hilarious. I knew he
Fucking hilarious.
I knew he was a shitbag. Shame there's no mugshot to point and laugh at.
I saw this report on the
I saw this report on the telly, last night. My first thought was the Worsters must be laughing their little asses off!
BTW... Dumbass Dadchuleta's wife is actually hot.
...but apparently sucks at
...but apparently sucks at backrubs
I'm surprised Poppa Porkchop
I'm surprised Poppa Porkchop didn't claim he was trying to get a hooker for Gaspy.
He would try and convince everyone Gaspy enjoys female anatomy.
This is such a hilarious
This is such a hilarious news! I mean a stage dad got dosed of his own medicine whoring his son to become famous and here he is making a wave of his own. Just wondered how his wife looks like making him looking for some escorts...
The comments section is full
The comments section is full of people whining about why did the media need to report on this, just to try and hurt little Davey.
Well geez, if Jeff wasn't such a desperate wanna-be and a camera-whoring assbag, nobody would give a damn about this (well that may not be true but it wouldn't get nearly enough coverage).
According to the report on
According to the report on Fox (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,527161,00.html) they caught him red-handed with a massage person clad in white lace panties. Yep, that'll solve the back problem.
I'm sensing a future VFTW
I'm sensing a future VFTW pick on the next season of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" **fingers crossed** Two generations of Archie picks sounds like providence to me.
He among us without guilt
He among us without guilt should cast the first stone!!
I mean come on...
I've had back pain, and I know I'm not the only one with such
an issue whose first thought was....
"Madam Ho's full service massage parlor"
The best part here is that Jeff at first admitted to receiving sexual
gratification after being found in the room face down on a table.
Now my anatomy class was a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure that
only leaves one possible area for sexual gratification exposed.
Um... the cops come in and find me face down on a table... my first
response is going to be: I was face down on a table... how was I receiving
sexual gratification?.. I was face down on a table!!!
So at the very least... the man is a idiot of epic proportions for admitting
anything unless the licensed massage therapist... which I'm sure she was...
happened to be wearing a strap on.
At the very least his response should have been...
"I thought this was a Thai restaurant.. I just came in to get a tossed salad."
I feel bad for David.
I feel bad for David. However, this is just karma for Jeff.
The irony is this is one
The irony is this is one offense he cannot blame on his kid! ;-)
Contact someone at The Smoking Gun. They should be able to locate the mug shot.
Does this mean Jeff will
Does this mean Jeff will finally have to sit little David down and talk to him about "the birds and the bees?"
Wonders if he got off before
Wonders if he got off before getting arrested.
Karma a is a bitch. Too
Karma a is a bitch. Too funny
Seems like he was not
Seems like he was not subject to a mug shot. Sorry, guys.
On a side note: this chop is sick! lol Looks like Gaspy is really enjoying this tender father-son moment. love it.
Well he wasn't subject to a
Well he wasn't subject to a mug shot but there is a back view of the prostitute who was arrested with him. Yes, it was the rag national ledger but here it is.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272626564.shtml
Then there is the news report which was seen on Fox News
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/entertainment/061709_david_archuletas_dad_arrested
This is Fox 13's report
http://www.fox13now.com/news/kstu-david-archuletas-father-in-trouble,0,500656.story
Then there is this:
http://www.fox13now.com/news/kstu-video-interview-salazar-on-archuleta-charge,0,575407.worldnowvideo
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You guys are sick, need
You guys are sick, need help, and you Vote For The Worst people are the ones who deserve criminal charges.
Retard of the day said: You
Retard of the day said:
You guys are sick, need help, and you Vote For The Worst people are the ones who deserve criminal charges.
And you registered just to say this? Was this therapy prescribed to you by your shrink?
Speaking as a paralegal, the
Speaking as a paralegal, the concept of 'No Contest' just means that you acknowledge that there's sufficient evidence for a conviction, but you are not actually admitting guilt. It's then up to the judge to decide what sort of punishment/fine would apply in the situation. The quick, painless (sorta) way out.
I'm no great fan of Archie, but I really do feel for the kid.
Just for the
Just for the record...
Sufficient evidence for a conviction.. in a system where guilt is decided to the best of
our abilty to mean guilty beyond a reasonable doubt....
Usually means that you are... ya know... probably guilty. In fact.. everyone I know who
has ever pleaded "no contest" to anything... was guilty.
>And what makes you think
>And what makes you think that the internet isn't always truthful? HMM? ;)
Depending on where you go of course, I find the NetWeb to be orders of magnitude more truthful than the mainstream media. It's not even close. In fact, if I had seen this Archuleta story on BubbleVision news first, I would have tended to not believe it until I could vet it on the Internet.
He ADMITTED it ahahahahah
He ADMITTED it ahahahahah what a fucking imbecile.
I hope it turns out he went there to be dominated and humiliated with a dildo.
I was doing my homework
I was doing my homework while watching the 5:00 news. I saw this and I had to stop doing my homework because I was laughing too much. hehe :) Thanks for the laugh Daddy Archie!
Oh, and using that as an excuse as a "back pain" problem? Yeah right, and I'm David's long lost twin!
And Firebolt, it wasn't news from the internet you idiot. It was from an old fashioned box like shape called, Television. And what makes you think that the internet isn't always truthful? HMM? ;)
Gaspy has so many teenage
Gaspy has so many teenage girl fans - surely one of them would have been willing to fuck Jeff?
Then he pleaded No
Then he pleaded No Contestant...WTF? That is like saying your guilty. Isn't Gaspy giving Daduleta any money for a lawyer.
So is this another one of
So is this another one of your lame attempts of making Jeff Archuleta look bad?
You dickfaces actually believe everything that you see on the internet???
Umm...dude, it was a NEWS
Umm...dude, it was a NEWS REPORT.
His lawyer said he was "in
His lawyer said he was "in the wrong place at the wrong time." I'm sure he's the first john to come up with this excuse.
Lmaooo I saw this and was
Lmaooo I saw this and was rolling