Carly Smithson Performs "Let Me Fall"

Posted by thefunnystone on May 24th, 2009 at 7:18 PM
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Someone e-mailed us this video of Carly Smithson, the official Fail Whale of VFTW (pun intended), performing "Let Me Fall" from her upcoming album. She sounds absolutely horrific. Even though we hated her on Idol, she had one or two good moments. This is just pure crap. She's on her way to her fifth failure of a career. When will she learn that no one wants to hear her sing? Anyone want to let her fall... off a cliff?
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JohnnyDrama
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 8:48pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2008

Really? Does anyone give a smoldering shit about her? I hope a ton of worthy news hits so this bitch can be pushed off the front page.. and quickly!

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Analog_Kid
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 8:54pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Jeezum crow that was bad. I thought you were supposed to get BETTER over time, not worse. Yet if you compare her stuff pre-Idol to now, there's a marked drop-off in quality. She's got big problems. Oh well-- the world needs ditchdiggers.

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Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 9:00pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Poor chile. Bless her heart for trying to keep her desperate dream alive.

Analog_Kid
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 9:06pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

^^I thought Amanda Overmyer was "chile."

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Ms Songbird
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 9:14pm
Joined: 06 Apr 2009

Me too, Analog_Kid... anyway- I hate this fucking piece of cunty plant!

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barcode
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 10:04pm
Joined: 23 Feb 2008

I misread the title as "Let Me Fail" and I was thinking 'sure, be happy to!' She even pronounces is as 'fail' by dragging out the note. Shouty, stupid lyrics, no melody. FAIL.

At least someone taught her how to dress and it looks like she's dropped a stone since the competition.

Panderer
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 10:29pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

At least she wears sleeves so her She-Ra tatt doesn't stare at us for the entire song.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 11:05pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

I read it as 'Like My Fall'.

Which I would. If the 'me' was Carly. And the 'fall' was off a cliff.

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darwin1981ph
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 11:19pm
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Just do what the hell she wants! She says LET ME FALL!!! Could someone doesn't understand?

Smartie
Posted: May 24, 2009 - 11:32pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Dumb cunt.

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