Vote for Danny Gokey and the Scream that Crashed VFTW - 1-866-436-5704 or 1-866-436-5708

Posted by thefunnystone on May 5th, 2009 at 6:25 PM
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Were we prescient or what? We said Danny Gokey was the worst contestant left on the show, and Danny helped us prove that by delivering his worst performance ever with "Dream On." So reward his horrible off key scream by dialing 1-866-436-5704 or 1-866-436-5708 as much as you possibly can tonight. Scream On! Anyone who came to this site who said Danny Gokey was not the worst, eat those words, bitches. Gokey's here to piss on the competition and we love it. Watching anyone else go home after Danny delivered the worst performance so far in the finals would be a sweet treat.

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ineedalife
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:32pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

Ok, Danny was indeed, without a doubt, no question, the WORST. The hard thing for me is though, that unlike Sanjaya and other obviously horrible contestants, people will still vote for this guy and swear he's the best. I think it's the dead wife thing and the fact he somewhat resembles Robert Downey Jr's not-as-attractive-brother. Whatever. He's obviously the worst.

I have to agree with Simon that it was like a horror movie scream.

bethra
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:36pm
Joined: 08 Apr 2009

How fuckin stupid is Kara? "You should have done something from EARLY Aerosmith like Crying or Crazy". DREAM ON IS EARLY AEROSMITH. Dumb BITCH! Those songs came out in the 90's. I can't believe how dumb she is. She must have seem them play their old songs at "Studio 57".

minx
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:37pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2009

I guess I need to eat my words...you guys totally called it!!!
He was the worst of the night by a mile, and during comments even brought out extra douchiness for the judges with his sass.
He deserves your support - but I still wouldn't vote for that tool.

Lolac
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:39pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

He was by far the worst! That scream sounded like an injured cat yelping in pain! It was like fingernails on a chalkboard. Yet, Simon tells him he will still be here next week. So, VFTW has a subliminal Simon endorsement.

kricert
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:39pm
Joined: 15 Feb 2008

My ears are still bleeding. Worst performance of the season. Gokey is horrible singer, but he is not funny in any possible way.

Ouiser
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:39pm
Joined: 20 May 2008

Yeah, Danny was and is the worst - but still pimped by the judges, and now by VFTW.

Or is it now VFTP (vote for the pimped)?

Maybe the producers promised to buy some more servers or bandwidth or whatever this website needs so that it doesn't crash when more than 25 people log on.

Ok sheeple (both AI and VFTP sheeple) - vote for Danny.

I have never voted for any contestant on AI, but tonight I am voting.

Not for Danny.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:40pm
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

Genius chop - again!

I love the twistedness of voting FOR Goatkey. That same perverseness makes me want to sleep with him.

I have issues.

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clover95
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:43pm
Joined: 26 Apr 2009

How fuckin stupid is Kara? "You should have done something from EARLY Aerosmith like Crying or Crazy". DREAM ON IS EARLY AEROSMITH. Dumb BITCH! Those songs came out in the 90's. I can't believe how dumb she is. She must have seem them play their old songs at "Studio 57".

I was thinking the exact same thing. Why is this bitch a judge? She contributes absolutely nothing and apparently knows nothing about the music business. I can take Paula's sunshine and flowers ramblings more than this crazy bitch's. At least Paula's drunkenness is funny.

And someone should really let her know that she should NEVER wear her hair back because it shows everybody her troll ears.

jazzilicious
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:42pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

I love that image of Jokey!

SimonLector
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:43pm
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

This show was hilarious. First Kara is dressed up like some dude hoping she can get Adam that way. Then Danny Douche gives a VFTW performance with Dream On because he's still dreaming that he knows how to sing. His scream at the end was the stuff legends are made of, I laughed so hard I broke a rib. And then he seriously doesn't know how bad he was by saying he'd have to hear the performance back as he thought it was good.