Paula abdul FINALLY Admits to Being on Drugs

Posted by againstallodds on May 5th, 2009 at 11:55 AM
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As if we didn't already know about this... what took her so long to finally admit it? The New York Post reports that Paula Abdul finally comes clean in the latest issue of Ladies Home Journal. Ms. Rehabdul says she kicked a 12 year addiction to painkillers last Thanksgiving and is now clean. Paula also says that the pain patch that she often wore was "80 times more potent than morphine."

This news is about as shocking as Clay Aiken announcing he's gay. We knew you were a druggie, Paula. Everyone did. It was obvious. Why do we have the sneaking suspicion if you lied all these years about your drug use, you may not be clean now? Then again, Paula has been surprisingly lucid and intelligent this season on Idol, so she may be telling the truth.

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Fax Machine
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 11:38am
Joined: 05 May 2009

Your comments are very true.

This is like telling me the damn sky is blue.

Myndrunner
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 11:55am
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

Ahhh yes, it is all too clear now. Paula's choreographing the idol's group number, the rumors about Paula performing on the Finale. Possible release of a new album. Freemantle is grooming Paula for a glamorous exit! She'll prolly say something like "I've decided to get back into the studio...." and disappear into obscurity. Perhaps we will see her in Vegas with Gaspy.

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djmcslick
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 11:59am
Joined: 02 May 2008

12 years my ass. anyone ever see the movie Cant Buy Me Love? She did the choreography for the african anteater ritual scene in the movie. only drugs could have made those moves LOLOLOL and that movie was in 1987 staring patrick dempsey before he became a network tool. i liked him better when no one knew who he was lol. anywho

writerchic16
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 12:20pm
Joined: 28 Apr 2008

Two words come to mind at this ever-so-startling news...

Well. Duh.

One does have to wonder if this announcement is why they hired Kara to replace her this season, though. Personally, I'd rather have drugged up Paula than full-of-herself Kara any day - Paula is so much more entertaining.

12 years...as stupid as they are, Idol producers HAD to have some idea that she wasn't lucid during shows. They probably ignored it, and public backlash, as best they could, until finally she confirmed it. Kind of like the whole Joanna Pacitti incident earlier this year. I call AI scandal.

NikkiM1976
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 12:33pm
Joined: 18 Jan 2007

This is not news.
But good on ya Pauler for FINALLY telling the truth, you vicodin hag.

katmag
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 1:03pm
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

"Then again, Paula has been surprisingly lucid and intelligent this season on Idol, so she may be telling the truth."

was she worse last season? i think most of what she says is incoherent babble.

SoulPatrol
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 1:07pm
Joined: 22 May 2006

Hooray for Pauler!

She's finally coming clean.........will her contract be renewed? Probably not!

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 3:24pm
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

If this is true then good on Pauler.

The disco group sing she choreographed was actually one of the more entertaining parts of this season. It was cheesy as all hell but fun to watch. Apart from Goatkey being in it, of course. Because he's a douche.

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oooh5615
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 4:05pm
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I'm speechless. How could have thought???

shaggles
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 5:23pm
Joined: 26 Mar 2007

Paula 'I've Never Been Drunk or Taken Drugs In My Life' Abdul had a long term addiction to pain killers? You don't say?