Apocalypse Idol

Posted by thefunnystone on May 5th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
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Tonight's Idol dress rehearsal was canceled. MJ's Big Blog's Twitter account has lots of juicy details about what happened. Apparently Debbie the stage manager fell off a 20 foot staircase and was taken to the hospital in a stretcher. Then one of the huge glass towers exploded and glass went everywhere, making a giant death trap for anyone who ventured on stage. Awesome! People were freaking out.

There are only 2 explanations for this. 1) Danny Gokey found out he was the new VFTW pick and tried to kill off the entire staff or 2) American Idol is finally getting the karma it deserves for all of the evil shit they pull year after year. Either way, hopefully another glass tower explodes during a performance tonight after someone dumps pig's blood on Gokey. Beware the Idols!

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rraws
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 5:55pm
Joined: 17 Nov 2008

hahaha karma is a bitch idol...may shards of glass fall upon gokeys face

jawajedi
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 6:01pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

This adds a new dimension. I bet some of the contestants are freaking out without the run through. Bet they run over time as the judges stutter through unscripted comments.

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Analog_Kid
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:30pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

As nobody got (physically) injured, I declare VICTORY!

edit: Whoops-- I guess someone did get hurt-- Debbie. I wish her a speedy recovery, whoever she is. None of the precious Idols got hurt though, thank merciful god (rolls eyes).

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tala
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 6:03pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

I blame Gokey.

Lack of dress rehearsal should make this fun.

Yukon Bloamie
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 6:15pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2007

1.21 Gigawatts! 1.21 Gigawatts! Karoake Gokey!

I knew this Gokey/VFTW union was unholy.

teacherjake
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 6:48pm
Joined: 14 Jan 2009

The Tati pic is priceless, I spit up my drink then actually threw up when I heard Danny singing Dream On!!!Ewwww just Ewwwwwww but I will still vote

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yaykatyay
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 6:54pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2009

Anyone hear Danny's death cry at the end? It was beautiful. :'D

TheDancingCookie
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:38pm
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

I pick explanation 1 - it sounds the most plausible.

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silverstone
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:40pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

Ok, ok...Dave...correctamundo again! That was as bad a a one hour root canal! That sounded like a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory! THAT WAS FREAKING DISGUSTING! Boy oh boy...did ya see him break out in a sweat when they all reamed him? Then loved him. Then reamed him some more? And, this after last week him telling the judges that he does in fact watch "one person's performances in particular"...the scream don't worky, Gorkey...only one girl has those pipes, and that's Madame Glambert. (who by the way, I thought was freaking awesome! Fantard? That's me!)

Go Gokey...you sucked almost as much as Kara!

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RBloodworth
Posted: May 5, 2009 - 7:51pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

That photochop just fucking rules! The only thing that could make that better is if someone could make an animatic, using the scene where Piper Laurie crosses herself with the knife, but with Tatiana's head in her place. That would be full of WIN!!