There is Nothing Homoerotic About Kris Allen

Posted by thefunnystone on March 29th, 2009 at 12:46 PM
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Since Kris is giving us absolutely nothing to talk about other than his monkey faces, we figure these pictures might at least get people to say something about him. Credit to Kris AlleNation for the links. There is absolutely nothing homoerotic about Kris Allen... except for the fact that he likes putting his junk on other dudes in pictures. We're sure the frauen are already getting horny over this because they're strange.

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Ssssophiie
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 12:41pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2009

i heard him and adam are room mates, that should be fun

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risemix
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 12:44pm
Joined: 12 Feb 2009

"i heard him and adam are room mates, that should be fun"

You should update the news article with this. Hahahaha.

Franklin
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 12:45pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2009

Now I know why he set off my gaydar big time. LOL.

risemix
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 12:46pm
Joined: 12 Feb 2009

This dude is too sweet to be straight anyway.

Analog_Kid
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 12:55pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Which one is he??? I can't tell the mopes apart without a program.

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Idoltard
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 1:00pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

I was kind of wondering about the whole Adam-as-a-roomie dealio. Like, would all the guys be too freaked out that he would rape them in the night? But they can't really let him room with the girls either. I guess Kris lost a bet or something.

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MLLASH
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 1:20pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

Kris & the cowboy = YUM!

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Mulishass
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 1:22pm
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

That's Kris in the green shirt, yes? At first glance, it looks like his tongue is touching striped-shirt guy's ear.

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adam_atrophy
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 1:31pm
Joined: 26 Oct 2008

I bet Kris sleeps with one eye open.

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MLLASH
Posted: March 29, 2009 - 1:35pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

Yes, so he can quickly roll over when Adam FINALLY comes for him! HOT!!!!

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