Paula Abdul Says Something That Makes Sense for Once

Posted by thefunnystone on February 25th, 2009 at 10:36 AM
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The New York Post is reporting that Paula Rehabdul told OK Magazine that adding a 4th judge was a mistake. "It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace of the show," says Pauler. Who knew, Paula's right! What next, she ponders some changes to Newton's law of universal gravitation? Nah, she'll probably just pass out on Simon's lap and drool a bit.

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badger
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 11:44am
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Dance, puppet, dance. Flail your arms aimlessly as the wannabe pop stars sing their karaoke crooning. Bob your head offbeat to the offkey noise like you actually had talent at one time. You are a tool of the Idol machine and they will throw you aside when you outlive your worth... and that is the real reason you don't like the fact that the fourth judge is actually your replacement following this season, meaning there will once again be three judges.

I propose a new nickname: Puppet Rehabdul

I propose a second new nickname: Lame Duck

JoyDawn138
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 11:46am
Joined: 25 Feb 2009

All Kara Di-what's-er-name does is repeat what Randy says in such an obnoxious way I have to thank God for DVR.

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spongegator
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 12:06pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

That pic is awesome.

runuts251
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 1:02pm
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

Hot damn! Will wonders never cease?

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Karaoke Gokey blows.

Van Dergraaf
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 1:16pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

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All Kara Di-what's-er-name does is repeat what Randy says in such an obnoxious way I have to thank God for DVR.

Doesn't KaraDi realize he's an idiot?

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Gokey rhymes with karaoke.

Both suck.

Duke of Vandals
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 1:18pm
Joined: 13 May 2008

She looks like a muppet in that picture. It is indeed awesome.

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spongegator
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 1:24pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

"Doesn't KaraDi realize he's an idiot?"
Second that - Randy is THE worst. Paula and Simon I can deal with, but I wish Randy would just shut his pie hole. He never says anything of any value whatsoever.

Cutie1234
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 2:23pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Okay, I have to agree with the Randy makes my food come up feeling. Why can't Randy just speak and not say things like "yo,yo,yo or hay dog that was tight or that da bomb right there." Why can't he just speak and give his opinion. I know he is trying to be cool but it is so the opposite. It is like your drunk uncle at Christmas time.

Ooops is that just my family.

Bailey Hankins
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 2:27pm
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

I always having a hard time believing that Randy ever had anything to do with producing music. He would appear to be mostly tone deaf, claiming singers are "pitchy" when they are dead on and apparently missing the frequent nerve shattering off-key screechings of the preordained favorites.

Maybe he hooks up the equipment or something.

the-nova-cat
Posted: February 25, 2009 - 2:37pm
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

See if you can find the clip of Paula when she was a guest on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson from last week. She doesn't openly criticise Kara, but she does seem very disappointed at her presence (for which read, betrayal)

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Re-arrange the letters in the name Daniel Gokey and you'll find the phrase "keen gay idol"

Coincidence... or God's plan? You decide.