David Archuleta Cannot Take a Controversial Picture

Posted by thefunnystone on January 22nd, 2009 at 8:23 AM
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The tweenies are getting excited over this picture of Gaspy in bed. We're just surprised he's not in footie pajamas while playing with his Barbie dolls. Yet his fans still seem to think this is attractive. The world will never make sense.

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lunareclipse
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 9:41am
Joined: 04 Jun 2006

Sadly, footie jammies would turn the frauen on even more. They're that deranged.

Harpy
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 9:48am
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

What, you can't see the sexual suggestion written all over his face? Surely he's making bedroom eyes at all his tweenies, or at least they think so.

I wonder what made Jeff agree for this picture to be taken. He thought the Sears photoshoot was too provacative for David, this must be like soft porn to him.

Papayafan
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 10:03am
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

Love the shoes in bed. Is he afraid of showing some socks or what?

NoirFan01
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 10:23am
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Now that Archie is 18 he's showing new independence from Daddy Jeff by being photographed in bed. However, this is new territory for him; so, he left his clothes on for the shoot. And, yet, the shoes could be a subtle reference by young Archie to those gay pornos in which the guys leave their shoes and socks on while making forbidden love.

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mastersnap101
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 10:51am
Joined: 01 Aug 2008

Looks like an ad for a gay porno website. The perfect title "Come join my twinkiness under the sheets."

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secret chat
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 11:11am
Joined: 09 Sep 2008

This is not the first bed picture. Unfortunately, I saw another and was unable to brainbleach chimp faced special bus boy from my head. Thanks for posting and bringing the horror back.

Cyanide
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 11:26am
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

Funny, Gaspy strikes me more as the Power Rangers sheets type.

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Papayafan
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 11:36am
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

I think the Power Rangers are a little too macho for Gaspy. I would suggest Thomas the Tank Engine, but I don't think the trains wear any clothes and that might mean too much Sharpie on his sheets.

NoirFan01
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 11:43am
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

The white sheets and wall reference Archie's virginal status. His mom and dad inspect his pure, white sheets each morning for tell-tale semen stains. The lamp shining on him is actually an infrared lamp.

When Archie gets his own apartment, he'll be using yellow sheets for sure.

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Dee Funkt
Posted: January 22, 2009 - 12:29pm
Joined: 10 Jul 2008

He's not wearing socks. He has them stuffed into his pants for "enhancement".