David Archuleta's Frauen Fans are Disturbingly Aware of His 18th Birthday

Posted by thefunnystone on December 28th, 2008 at 1:07 PM
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David Archulets turned 18 today in legal years, and 8 in actual mental years. As soon as this happened, a creepy frau posted this on a Gaspy fan site:

Holy shit, people. That's disturbing. You know those were probably posted by a 50 year old housewife too.

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Crash
Posted: December 28, 2008 - 7:44pm
Joined: 10 Sep 2007

That is beyond sick. If that were a middle-aged man posting that about a girl, that same frau would raise the pervert alarms.

Smartie
Posted: December 28, 2008 - 11:12pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

I need to bleach my eyes now.

*shudders*

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melismaqueen
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 12:03am
Joined: 26 Feb 2007

These adult Gaspy fans are beyond disturbing. Detestable bitches!

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Jumptheshark
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 12:04am
Joined: 14 May 2008

Made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Ewwwwww.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 12:17am
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

That is distrubing. That is like wanting to have sex with a retarded child.

well im pissed off
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 12:20am
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

Predators? That shit is fucked up.

runuts251
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 9:22am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

That is so disturbing and gross.

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magooschmooz
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 9:44am
Joined: 05 May 2008

Be very afraid......
She must be part of NAFBLA

North American Frau Boy Love Association

Where is the avatar with the smiley face vomiting!!!!

AIisfun
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 4:00pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2008

makes my pube hairs stand up. Oddly intriguing. Makes my tongue plant firmly in my cheek!

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Scott Baio
Posted: December 29, 2008 - 10:02pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

You people and your double standards! Where was all the outrage a couple of years ago when some website had a countdown clock to when the Olsen twins would turn 18 and be "legal?" And how were we to know that both Mary Kate and Ashley would each in their own way grow more and more to resemble E.T. with each and every passing day? How could we have predicted that they would not, in fact, be fuckable once they reached 18, but would instead look like homeless crack addicts dressed in little more than garbage bags and Saran Wrap? Seriously, those duck-lipped little freaks are more useful for frightening young children than for spanking your monkey to. Gross!

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, and that's why President-Elect Obama resembles Abraham Lincoln in both thought and action.

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