The Abomination that is "Open Toes" Just Won't Die

Posted by thefunnystone on November 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 PM
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The Albany State Univeristy Marching Band's Golden Passionettes decided to pick a Katharine McPhee song with literally no melody to play and dance to. What the hell? "Open Toes" is a deliciously tacky train wreck, but this may be one of the most ridiculously awful and amazing things we have ever seen. Truly the definition of Vote for the Worst. And we have Kara DioGuardi to thank for writing this shitfest of a song.
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azurebird
Posted: November 22, 2008 - 11:18pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

EGH! Can the noise please stop?

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RaptorJesus69
Posted: November 22, 2008 - 11:35pm
Joined: 22 Sep 2008

Wow I haven't seen an absolute suckage for a while. Great.

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Crash
Posted: November 22, 2008 - 11:49pm
Joined: 10 Sep 2007

I lasted for 30 seconds. Somebody in Katherine's camp (probably Katherine herself) must've done personal favours for someone at Albany in order for this abomination to have been allowed to occur.

I even clicked on the link to the real song to see what the melody actually is like, and you're right, there is no melody.

Face it, McTits: There is no niche in today's music world for someone who eye-fucks their way through "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."

Tinnerz
Posted: November 22, 2008 - 11:54pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

As a former member of high school marching band, I hang my head in band nerd shame.

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Mysterioso
Posted: November 23, 2008 - 12:33am
Joined: 18 Apr 2007

That is truly bizarre. Very VFTW!

the_detractor
Posted: November 23, 2008 - 7:06am
Joined: 22 Nov 2008

It is all some of us can do as band directors to keep this crap out, and someone who obviously shouldn't be teaching comes in and sets us back.

I also hang my head in shame.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: November 23, 2008 - 9:09am
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

That was great! I see they're still doing drugs in College. Anyone who graduates from that school is now fucked.

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HotPink.Jewel
Posted: November 23, 2008 - 12:40pm
Joined: 12 Jan 2008

It's too bad one of them gals don't audition for AI! lawlz

Analog_Kid
Posted: November 23, 2008 - 3:52pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

What the... ??!?!?!?!?

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runuts251
Posted: November 24, 2008 - 8:58am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

Kara wrote that song? I completely forgot abot that. And she is going to be a judge? Well, I guess she will fit in with the other three cretins.

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