Paula Abdul Says She's Gone After American Idol 8

Posted by thefunnystone on November 14th, 2008 at 11:39 AM
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Drunken mess Paula Abdul says she wants to leave American Idol after season 8. OK Magazine reports that Paula is leaving to work on other projects (aka she was fired so she can go to rehab). As if we didn't call this months ago, Idol must have brought in Kara DioGuardi to replace Paula to ease the transition. As much as we mock her, we're gonna miss Paula when she's gone. Who else will mess up the producers' script and reveal to us that the show is rigged? Kara better be a world class train wreck to replace the one that's leaving.

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If that's true, I hope she goes on Celebrity Rehab 3. Heh.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







		Harpy
		
			

				

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Awwww I'll miss her incoherency, but the show should move along much faster without her trying to string a sentence together. Unless Open Toes is a blabber too. Ugh.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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I need a drink.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Can't say I'll miss Paula, at all.

Hopefully, Kara is more interesting than Randy... doubt it, though.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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I will miss this drunken mess :( Kara will be just as boring as Randy and Simon is so bored with this show he doesn't even try to be clever/funny(not that he really was)



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Nooooooo! The only person in the world who could come close to the same level of intoxication and incoherance is Amy Winehouse, and I doubt she'd live long enough to replace Paula!




 




DON'T GO, PAULA! 




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Well, I saw it coming, but I will still miss Paula!

Now who's going to drunkenly confirm hidden Idol facts, like the judges having their comments before the actual performances?



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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I'll miss the boobs



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