Forgettable Idols Form a Trio

Posted by thefunnystone on June 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 PM
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Two of American Idol 7's early boots decided to form a musical group... introducing Whitaker Malloy. Alaina Whitaker (who you may remember as the Interchangeable Blonde Whore who could actually sing well) and Kady Malloy (who you may remember as the Interchangeable Blonde Whore who had a nice rack and made stank faces but seemed like she might be fun) joined up with Alaina's sister Brittney to record country music. While it seems like their gimmick isn't bad, they're going to need better songs to sell records. With a little work, we could possibly see it working. All they have to do is let Alaina sing the vocals and make the CD cover Kady's boobs. In any case, we always like to see people succeed without the Idol machine, so good luck, girls. We hope you outsell Carlyplant.

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azurebird
Posted: June 23, 2008 - 8:05pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

That's pretty cool. I'm always loving the fresh-air anti-Americal Idol rejects start something. :) Like Funnystone said, you must outsell Carly Plant!

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Scott Baio
Posted: June 23, 2008 - 8:12pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

There's a girl named Brittney in the group? Uh oh, I sense some friction when Kady attempts her Britney Spears imitation. If history has taught us one thing, it's that there can be only one... Brit[t]ney.

Or was that the Highlander?

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Smartie
Posted: June 24, 2008 - 12:34am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Ladies, 379 CDs sold and you beat the biggest plant in Idol history!

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PiratePoppet
Posted: June 24, 2008 - 8:56am
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

That picture looks incredibly awkward. They don't look thrilled to be together at all.
Hopefully they'll outsell Plant before the catfights start.

purpledarklighter
Posted: June 24, 2008 - 9:52am
Joined: 19 May 2008

Their songs I heard on myspace are awful! but i still hope they'd outsell cunty!

insaneinthesfv
Posted: June 24, 2008 - 7:12pm
Joined: 01 Feb 2007

Hey, they're like the American version of Braided.

Considering the shabby treatment they got on AI, I wish them luck. Hope they outsell the plants!

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runuts251
Posted: July 1, 2008 - 3:54pm
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

This pic is really awful and weird, especially the chick in the back. He looks like she is taking a big dump. But hey, country fans will probably eat it up!

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