Lip-Licking Lizard Archuleta

Posted by thefunnystone on March 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 PM
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Just in case you haven't noticed what we've been pointing out for weeks, a fantard made a video of David Archuleta and his ridiculous habit for sticking his tongue out during his performances. It was funny in a terrible way so we had to post it here. To make his performances bearable in the future, just watch and count how many times he sticks his tongue out to lick his lips. It's way funnier than actually listening to him overmelismafy aother song. Now if only someone would make a video of all of the times he takes big, loud gasps during his songs.
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MadJoebailey
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 9:27pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

DARTH ARCHULETA!

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youscream
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 9:30pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

I agree. This is funny, but I don't like how people make fun of him for having a bad habit. I mean, I have a disgusting one too; I bite by nails. But no one humiliates me for it.

But then again, I'm not a contestant on AI, thank buddha. :)

Smartie
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 9:31pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Whatever behaviour suppressant meds his father has him on must make him very dry lipped. That or he really is an alien used to living in water.

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AshBender
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 9:50pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

Meh.. I chew on pens. If someone made a video of that to point out the grossness of it, I deserve it.. even though I claim it is for my need for vitamin "P".

Get this boy some chapstick!!! Or at the very least that nasty tasting stuff used on dogs to keep them biting themselves and put it on his lips.

Rebel
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 10:56pm
Joined: 13 May 2007

Based on the "Vote for David" I have to agree that the video was presumably made by a fantard. Why is she showing the tongue thing over and over? Does she dream of him licking her lips?

The only reason I state "presumably a fantard" is that the music is not his. Wouldn't a true fantard have used one of his "lovely" songs?

emk
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 10:58pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2007

Just wait until rickey.ped gets his hands on this...

viper
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 11:43pm
Joined: 17 Mar 2008

HAHAHAHA - this fantard really did use a song about *Lip Gloss*! I cannot believe she placed her *Idol* with a girl's song that goes:

"Is that my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin, and chase me after school after skoool"

Duuudddeee, she really likes him for his lip licking - GROSS!

And by the way, I stopped watching the video even before midway and did not give significance to it by not counting how many times he did the licking, not worth my time.

J_Rich
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 11:43pm
Joined: 16 Feb 2008

Wasn't quite sure where to post this, but this is a link to a Kristy Lee Cook music video for her crapfest single "Devoted." It looks homemade and is in crappy condition, but it's definitely her. Highlights include KLC lying in bed singing to a sleeping man and KLC grabbing said man's ass as he runs into the sea wearing jeans, boots, and a cowboy hat. It's a total cheesefest, so naturally I loved it. Hope you enjoy it too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7qUqjZ-x8&feature=related

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barcode
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 11:58pm
Joined: 23 Feb 2008

I think it repeats at the halfway mark, so don't feel like your life is incomplete if you don't watch it to the end.

The comments are scary, most of the commenters seem to like it, but some people aren't likin it *head snap*

o_o
Posted: March 23, 2008 - 12:12am
Joined: 11 Mar 2007

We've known about this for a while. It is why we call her KKKristy.

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