Bored? Call 323-874-7777

Posted by thefunnystone on March 7th, 2008 at 9:30 PM
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American Idol is idiotic enough to start the American Idol Live Hotline (323-874-7777). If you call, the voicemail asks for a question you'd like to ask the contestants or judges. It also asks you to leave a phone number so they can call you back. They want to get someone to ask a question live on the air. So feel free to call and attempt this with a fake question, and then switch it up to a VFTW question when you're live! Of course, the "live callers" will probably all be production staff pretending to be callers. So do what we've done so far and just leave the hotline a bunch of funny messages such as

"Did you (GASP) notice that (GASP) David Archuleta (GASP) does this annoying (GASP) gasping (GASP) this during his (GASP) performances?"

"Hey Hernandez, I've got 20 singles with your name on them. Shake it over this way, sweet cheeks."

"Hey Brooke White, this is He-Man. You'll never conquer Eternia. And eat a cheeseburger while you're at it."

Remember, we may not make it on the show, but they still have to go through all of our messages and listen to each one.

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o_o
Posted: March 7, 2008 - 10:51pm
Joined: 11 Mar 2007

Do it, do it, do it!!!

We can all screw with TPTB!

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Smartie
Posted: March 7, 2008 - 10:52pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

"Hello, I'm calling from Australia to comment on Michael Johns. Did you know he stole music from his former bandmates just to screw them out of a record deal? And that he claimed he wrote the songs he stole?"

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: March 7, 2008 - 10:58pm
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

"Hello. Has Carly Hennessy Smithson paid back the $2.2 million she lost when she and Randy Jackson were signed to the same record company?"

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Simon Baldwell
Posted: March 8, 2008 - 12:04am
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Hi Carly, would you get a nose job to get more votes?

Princessah
Posted: March 8, 2008 - 12:17am
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

I just want to ask them if they had any idea at all of how badly Jordin would SUCK when they were shoving her fat ass down America's throats last year.

BLEARGH
Posted: March 8, 2008 - 1:47am
Joined: 03 Mar 2008

WHERES DANNY?!?!

i miss my cute little tomato

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DANNY NORIEGA FOREVER AND ALL ETERNITY!
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Kip the Dip
Posted: March 8, 2008 - 2:09am
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

"Are you trying to compensate for your boring show this year by adding a bunch of bells and whistles?"

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"This is the gayest season of American Idol ever." - Jimmy Kimmel talking about the rumor, March 4th

Simon_Cowells_Son
Posted: March 9, 2008 - 3:38am
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

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Simon_Cowells_Son
Posted: March 9, 2008 - 3:43am
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

im stoked about accapella week.

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: March 8, 2008 - 2:41am
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

Don't waste your time/money.

I bet they don't even listen to any of these messages.

There is no doubt in my mind they will take a bunch of dumb tweentard questions from family members of production people. Yawn.