Sparkle Cows React to the Travesty of Adam Lambert's Album Cover

Posted by thefunnystone on October 27th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
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After seeing Adam Lambert's hilariously ugly album cover (see the post below this one), the Sparkle Cows are producing some hilarious reactions. While you laugh at arguably the worst Idol album cover of all time, also laugh at these comments from Adam's fans from his official website:

"I don't like it at all! he looks like a woman! no, no, no....very dissapointed..."


"Is this REALLY the cover? Of all the gorgeous pictures Adam has taken, I can't undertand why this was selected for his debut album...he looks like a woman, not the handsome man he really is. I'm so disappointed!"


"You wanted contraversy, well you got it! This is way to femine for me too. Is it air brushed? Are you naked? You are holding you face as a woman would. All that is good about this, is that it is not the Michelin Man suit! That doesn't look like a Rock God. I still love your singing, your personality, and those other looks."


"Okay...honestly...I LOVE Adam...I really do...but why so femmy?! It's like a bad Cher photo shoot from the 80's! WOW. Just...WOW."


"I believe Adam has, and will always be an androgynous Rock Star and this is his appeal. This Album cover is too feminine and looks like a Debbie Gibson cover, not an Adam Lambert one. This is not a good choice if you want honesty. Hell, the picture in your banner or above is much better than this girly one. Rock on Adam and rethink this."


"Not feelin' it. Just not feelin' it. If you are trying to compete with Bill Kaulitz for most androgynous, or prettiest female, Bill wins. Personally, I would rather have seen a bigger shot of testosterone ather than estrogen. Or at least equal amounts of both..... "


"You once said you were not into the drag queen thing. By the looks of this cover I would have to disagree. This screams drag queen. I think by having this type of cover you are going to loose sales to alot of people. I love your voice and so does my husband. We listen to your songs all the time but he said he wouldn't be caught dead with this CD cover. I think that alot of straight guys are going to feel the same way. I think the cover, like your voice ,should appeal to everyone if you want the most sales"

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insaneinthesfv
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 5:37pm
Joined: 01 Feb 2007

And the frau fights begin. Implosion in 5...4...3...2...1.

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Smartie
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 5:37pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

And we thought Blake Lewis's cover art was bad :D

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Keepo
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 5:51pm
Joined: 13 May 2009

Fag Hags are funny.

SayNoToPaula
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 6:04pm
Joined: 16 Feb 2008

Suck it Sparkle Cows! This is who you've been having adamgasms over. *runs to barf*

dafeedil
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 6:31pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Seriously, a Cow said he wasn't into the "drag queen thing"? Jeez, the 100 plus pics of him floating 'round the internet dressed as a queen kinda fooled me. He's a laughingstock. Give it up, cows, nobody but you like him. Men don't like him, teens don't like him, gays don't like him, most women don't like him. It's just you cows. He's your baby. Take the baby home and make him wash all that crap off of his face, and make sure he stays out of mommy's makeup, ok?

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"It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been."~~Adam "can I get a breath mint, please" Lambert

SPOON
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 6:37pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

Oh noes!  It's a contraversy!

 

 

Okay, I need someone that speaks moron to translate that for me.  tyia

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rraws
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 6:58pm
Joined: 16 Nov 2008

The one thing I like about the cover is that its like a huge slap in the face to all the frau with Adam saying "I am fucking gay!!!!!" The sparkle cows needed a reminder hahahaha

SPOON
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 7:08pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

That's not gay rraws, that's Tranny.  There is no going back from Tranny. 

  FAIL!

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dafeedil
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 7:15pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

SPOON, you're cracking me up tonight. Can I have some?

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"It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been."~~Adam "can I get a breath mint, please" Lambert

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: October 27, 2009 - 7:46pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

The Sparkle Cows couldn't see the forest through the trees.