Constantine Maroulis Gets His Ass Kicked

Posted by thefunnystone on August 8th, 2009 at 8:07 AM
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Finally, someone did it. Perpetual tool Constantine Maroulis got into a fight over Paula Abdul and lost, according to the NY Daily News.

“It was hilarious! Constantine got into it with this guy who was probably 6 inches shorter and 60 pounds lighter,” laughs an observer. “The guy body-slammed him and punched him in the face and then just stood up, straightened his tie, and said, ‘B—ch, don’t you ever,’ before walking away."

Anyone who punches Constantine is a friend of ours. We don't care that Constantine was defending Paula Abdul. The guy is just reprehensible and deserves it.

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adam_atrophy
Posted: August 8, 2009 - 10:23am
Joined: 26 Oct 2008

my god. I just read that piece on him fucking a young girl. that's permanently ingrained into my mind. I think he could beat out danny gokey in a douche bag contest easily.

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bittersweet symphony
Posted: August 8, 2009 - 1:15pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

^ Sweet Jesus...I just read the story too. Cannot. Be. Unread.

So the girl was a barely 18 Idoltard? What in the hell was she thinking!?

...and he used the young girl for his own pleasure. How sickening.

bluegenie
Posted: August 8, 2009 - 1:25pm
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

I hate Constantine. He would have faded away if not for that damn Tony nomination. What the hell were they thinking? He stinks (literally)

T.J.
Posted: August 8, 2009 - 2:44pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2009

Later, Kelly Pickler got into a fight with her own reflection...

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SPOON
Posted: August 8, 2009 - 4:20pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

Apparently a lot of witnesses twitted about this too, but this is the first I have read that it was over Paula.  People, people, people...  This story is useless without pics!  Stay away from the twitter app and use your camera on your cell phone next time!  FAIL!

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sarahinAZ
Posted: August 8, 2009 - 5:49pm
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

Who the hell would want to fuck Constantcrap! That is disgusting, I'm getting sick just thinking of it. What a tool.

endywood09
Posted: August 9, 2009 - 2:42pm
Joined: 21 May 2009

I feel so mean, but I wish there was a video of this ass kicking. It would be more epic than the Steinmart performance!

Smartie
Posted: August 9, 2009 - 4:34pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

What was she thinking? She was star struck and thought he was a nice Greekboy, which is what he claims to be over and over and over.

He used her and discarded her, he is a disgusting piece of shit.

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A-Jacks
Posted: August 9, 2009 - 11:53pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Can we at least have a caricature of him getting punched in the face?

jedweber
Posted: August 10, 2009 - 12:10pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Um, who the hell would have a fistfight over the merits of Paula Abdul as an AI judge? Constantine probably set the guy off with his general douchiness.

Douchiness n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchiness