Kara DioGuardi Will Be Back to Judge American Idol 9... She Sure Loves Punishment

Posted by thefunnystone on July 30th, 2009 at 6:07 PM
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In a classic case of not knowing when to give up and save yourself the embarrassment, Kara DioGuardi has signed on to come back and judge season 9 of American Idol. Well, this oughta make America hate her even more. Maybe she'll actually learn to speak and read before the next season and not try to rely on her outdated looks and catch phrases about wanting to hump the contestants. Nah.

This just leaves Crybaby Abdul's contract up in the air. She has until a week from today to continue to pretend that she hasn't been signed yet for publicity before the taped auditions begin in December.

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T.J.
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 10:21pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2009

I personally can't wait to hear what trash will spew out of DioGuardi's hole that she calls her mouth. It should be fun.

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Smartie
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 11:33pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Let's take bets on how soon before she strips. I say she'll have taken it all off by week 6.

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joeyharmonic
Posted: July 30, 2009 - 11:41pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

Oh great: my Mute button will get worn out and I will have to get a new remote. On the plus side, we WILL have Dog-face to kick around for another season.

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rome
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 1:16am
Joined: 19 Jun 2009

well let's be honest. how many of us would turn down the chance to get millions of dollars for just telling people whether they suck or not.

stingray11214
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 6:43am
Joined: 03 Feb 2007

Of course she is! She is Simon Fuller's/19E's girl. No way was she not coming back. Even if she wasn't, how many people would turn down millions to be an idiot on a stage?

Panderer
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 9:10am
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

Or as Kara (the queen of misspeaking) would probably say:

I'm please to continue being the NINTH judge on the FOURTH season of American Idol.

Panderer
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 9:10am
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

Or as Kara (the queen of misspeaking) would probably say:

I'm pleased to continue being the NINTH judge on the FOURTH season of American Idol.

ecco6t9
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 10:14am
Joined: 26 Jun 2009

Woof!

thepoohguy
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 10:26am
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

I think the headline for this article is wrong. Shouldn't it read "Kara DioGuardi Will Be on Her Back to Judge American Idol 9... She Sure Loves Punishment"?

empath
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 3:57pm
Joined: 07 Jul 2009

personally i love her. this is the only way i differ from votefortheworsters. oh, yeah, and i think i hate danny more than ya all