Jordin Sparks Pictures - Shadows Don't Lie

Posted by againstallodds on July 3rd, 2009 at 2:12 PM
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Promo photos for Jorbacca's upcoming album Battlefield have surfaced online. You might be tempted to think Jordin looks great in them, but they're ridiculously photoshopped of course. The Wookie barely fits within camera range of a normal lens. But even with the expensive photoshopping done, the shadow in the second picture gives away the she-hulk's true form.

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ignites
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 8:28pm
Joined: 04 Jul 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9lENYzgmHg

Clearly from this video we can see the difference between real Jordin and photoshopped jordin!

IdroppedIt
Posted: July 5, 2009 - 12:57am
Joined: 19 Mar 2009

Fat? Are you kidding me, she looks great! You guys are gonna cause anorexia amongst all the NORMAL looking girls now... She's tall and curvy, what is wrong with that? Should she look like stick with no boobs or something?

I'm no fan of her music, but I don't think she's fat.

RiddleMe98
Posted: July 5, 2009 - 1:33am
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

^^Chubby Chaser...

monamia
Posted: July 5, 2009 - 11:57am
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

I honestly don't see a difference between the video and the pictures. Maybe they touched a few things up but its not like she looks superthin in the photos. It's really ignorant for people to be pestering her over her weight. Everyone cannot be skinny.

beastuh26
Posted: July 5, 2009 - 4:45pm
Joined: 05 Jul 2009

Riddleme98^^ Wife beater...

wayamy27narf
Posted: July 5, 2009 - 8:53pm
Joined: 12 May 2009

Well, I can say >this< girl is laughin' her fat ass off.

Silly marketers, crappy photoshopping is for kids.

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TheMuffinMan
Posted: July 5, 2009 - 10:52pm
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

I like how they didn't even ATTEMPT to make her body look equal in both pictures. If they're gonna edit these so severely, they should at least all look somewhat alike in all of the pictures. Her arms look significantly bigger in the first picture whereas in the second, they're practically sticks.

And of course her legs are drastically photoshopped... hell, they're probably not even her legs. Not to mention how much they lightened her skin. Ridiculous!

artvandy
Posted: July 6, 2009 - 5:27pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2009

I doubt anyone would have EVER wanted to see a Fleetwood Mac cover that wasn't hit with an airbrush.

I prefer this kind of photoshoping to the real-life job that Nashville did on Carrie Underwood.

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TheUnwanted
Posted: July 6, 2009 - 10:18pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

That photo on the right is so fuckin fake. There's no way her arms are that skinny. If she really wants to lose weight she should roll with Lindsey Lohan. Lots of drugs, lots of sex, lots of partying, lots of fights, then she'll finally look normal.

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dancingmachine
Posted: July 6, 2009 - 11:18pm
Joined: 06 Jul 2009

lmfao @ all the bitches on this site. Some of yall need to find something productive to do instead of spewing hate. Go donate some blood, read a book, shit do something positive. And please the Jorbacca and fat jokes are so fucking old. Come up with something new. Yawn.

Like 50 Cent said "If they hate, then let em hate and watch the money pile up." Ya'll must care about all the idol contestants and winners a lot since ya'll stay posting about them.