Jordin Sparks Pictures - Shadows Don't Lie

Posted by againstallodds on July 3rd, 2009 at 2:12 PM
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Promo photos for Jorbacca's upcoming album Battlefield have surfaced online. You might be tempted to think Jordin looks great in them, but they're ridiculously photoshopped of course. The Wookie barely fits within camera range of a normal lens. But even with the expensive photoshopping done, the shadow in the second picture gives away the she-hulk's true form.

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reggiethegeek
Posted: July 3, 2009 - 4:06pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2007

She needs orthapedic shoes.

Myndrunner
Posted: July 3, 2009 - 10:06pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

I heard they are canceling the food chain......*pouts*

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PatPatPatPat
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 8:41am
Joined: 04 Jul 2009

I love this website and, for the most part, I think it's pretty funny. But fat jokes? Really? I thought the people that ran this site were smarter and more creative than that.

o_o
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 9:18am
Joined: 11 Mar 2007

^ is secretly a fat bitch.

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melismaqueen
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 9:51am
Joined: 26 Feb 2007

Waaah. Fatty's gonna cry.

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batmancrtny
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 10:28am
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

They wouldn't be making fat jokes if they would stop photoshopping her photos.

Ja Mere KuN Daghar
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 10:44am
Joined: 01 May 2009

Is she doing the Elaine Dance from Seinfeld?

Dr Sick
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 12:10pm
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

I love it. Dave and the fans can rake a person over the coals and call them every name in the book. But don't cross that line with Fat Jokes! Only you know if that dress makes your butt look bigger...NOT...everyone knows you have a FAT ASS!

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 1:03pm
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

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They wouldn't be making fat jokes if they would stop photoshopping her photos.

I think they would still be making fat jokes. I know I still would be.

Lambert FTW
Posted: July 4, 2009 - 8:21pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

Myndrunner: awesome job!

anyway this is pitiful. they should be a bit more careful when photoshopping the fuck out of jordin.

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