Kellie Pickler Dating Kid Rock?

Posted by thefunnystone on June 25th, 2009 at 8:13 PM
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It's a white trash match made in heaven! Kellie Pickler is rumored to be dating Kid Rock. The Globe reported, "The romance between Kellie and Kid has been the worst-kept secret in Nashville." The two met during a USO tour last year. We like Kellie, but if this is true, please, use protection you two. We don't need the world's stupidest kid being born because of this.

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sum1
Posted: June 26, 2009 - 12:18pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Hick meets Hick. It's perfect.

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clint_taurus
Posted: June 26, 2009 - 4:56pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

wait a tic, Kid Rock usually only dates bleach blonde attention whores with fake boobs...

oh wait...nevermind

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Analog_Kid
Posted: June 26, 2009 - 5:39pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

^^Don't forget dumb. He likes 'em dumb.

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JohnnyDrama
Posted: July 2, 2009 - 2:57am
Joined: 09 Mar 2008

"It's a white trash match made in heaven! Kellie Pickler is rumored to be BLOWING Kid Rock."

FIXED!

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