Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute

Posted by thefunnystone on June 17th, 2009 at 5:41 PM
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Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?


P.S. If anyone finds the mug shot, send it to us ASAP. We will love you forever.

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Undirtied
Posted: June 20, 2009 - 9:09pm
Joined: 05 Jun 2008

Fucking hilarious.

I knew he was a shitbag. Shame there's no mugshot to point and laugh at.

reinharv
Posted: June 21, 2009 - 1:28pm
Joined: 03 May 2009

Well he wasn't subject to a mug shot but there is a back view of the prostitute who was arrested with him. Yes, it was the rag national ledger but here it is.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272626564.shtml

Then there is the news report which was seen on Fox News
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/entertainment/061709_david_archuletas_dad_arrested

This is Fox 13's report
http://www.fox13now.com/news/kstu-david-archuletas-father-in-trouble,0,500656.story

Then there is this:
http://www.fox13now.com/news/kstu-video-interview-salazar-on-archuleta-charge,0,575407.worldnowvideo

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: June 21, 2009 - 8:55pm
Joined: 17 Jun 2009

Actually, the more I read about this the more I feel sorry for Gaspy. Sure he's more than a little...special (I'm trying not to say bad things about people on order of my shrink) but having Jeff as your daddy can't be good for one's mental state.

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Moxie
Posted: June 22, 2009 - 4:46pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

^^^^^ I think you need to get a new shrink. If you are not allowed to say bad things about people, you will have little to say much of the time and will probably be forced to become some sort of social recluse. ;)

I agree with you about feeling sorry for Lil' Davey. I always have. He is emotionally stunted (an observation, not a mean statement) and I have no doubt his overbearing stage Dad is the primary reason for that. I think most of the venues Lil' Davey does interviews now will not ask him about this situation, but if he winds up at an awards show or premiere he better brush up on his euphemisms for sexual gratification, massage parlor, and arrested for solicitation.

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ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: June 22, 2009 - 11:39pm
Joined: 17 Jun 2009

She told me not to be so angry at the world and one way of doing that was to go a week without insulting anybody.

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illusionist
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 12:53am
Joined: 05 Sep 2008

Oh,this is what all you say FTW...

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Moxie
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 1:15pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

Shadow- Good for you for trying, but I still say you need a different therapist. Not insulting someone is not going to change what you're thinking or feeling, and it's not going to fix the world either. Personally I think you should come here and let out your frustrations in a nice, safe way, rather than bottling them up. But I'm not a licensed professional, so you needn't listen to me. ;)

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THMJCA
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 1:52pm
Joined: 26 May 2009

What I think probably actually happened was that he mistaked Kara for a whore and offered her $10 for a blow job!