| The American Idle |
 Posted: June 18, 2009 - 9:20am |
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He among us without guilt should cast the first stone!!
I mean come on...
I've had back pain, and I know I'm not the only one with such
an issue whose first thought was....
"Madam Ho's full service massage parlor"
The best part here is that Jeff at first admitted to receiving sexual
gratification after being found in the room face down on a table.
Now my anatomy class was a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure that
only leaves one possible area for sexual gratification exposed.
Um... the cops come in and find me face down on a table... my first
response is going to be: I was face down on a table... how was I receiving
sexual gratification?.. I was face down on a table!!!
So at the very least... the man is a idiot of epic proportions for admitting
anything unless the licensed massage therapist... which I'm sure she was...
happened to be wearing a strap on.
At the very least his response should have been...
"I thought this was a Thai restaurant.. I just came in to get a tossed salad."
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| elunodir |
| Posted: June 18, 2009 - 2:15pm |
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I'm sensing a future VFTW pick on the next season of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" **fingers crossed** Two generations of Archie picks sounds like providence to me.
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| tulaplee |
| Posted: June 18, 2009 - 3:51pm |
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According to the report on Fox (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,527161,00.html) they caught him red-handed with a massage person clad in white lace panties. Yep, that'll solve the back problem.
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| Lint_Licker |
| Posted: June 18, 2009 - 4:01pm |
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The comments section is full of people whining about why did the media need to report on this, just to try and hurt little Davey.
Well geez, if Jeff wasn't such a desperate wanna-be and a camera-whoring assbag, nobody would give a damn about this (well that may not be true but it wouldn't get nearly enough coverage).
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| darwin1981ph |
| Posted: June 18, 2009 - 7:31pm |
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This is such a hilarious news! I mean a stage dad got dosed of his own medicine whoring his son to become famous and here he is making a wave of his own. Just wondered how his wife looks like making him looking for some escorts...
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| SeanMuldoon |
| Posted: June 19, 2009 - 4:39am |
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I'm surprised Poppa Porkchop didn't claim he was trying to get a hooker for Gaspy.
He would try and convince everyone Gaspy enjoys female anatomy.
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| standalone |
| Posted: June 19, 2009 - 7:04am |
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I saw this report on the telly, last night. My first thought was the Worsters must be laughing their little asses off!
BTW... Dumbass Dadchuleta's wife is actually hot.
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| The American Idle |
| Posted: June 19, 2009 - 8:09am |
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...but apparently sucks at backrubs
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| ShadowOfTheSun |
| Posted: June 19, 2009 - 6:30pm |
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Jeff: Now David, it's time for me to tell you about the birds and the bees."
Five minutes later...
Gaspy: OH MY GOD! (gasp) That's so gross!"
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| Ms Songbird |
| Posted: June 20, 2009 - 5:10pm |
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Who would ever want to do something to Jeff? Sick. I have always felt bad for Gaspy, living with a stage dad. Kid must've had 0 freedom before Idol.
But wasn't his Dad with him then too?
Living hell.
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