Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute

Posted by thefunnystone on June 17th, 2009 at 5:41 PM
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Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?


P.S. If anyone finds the mug shot, send it to us ASAP. We will love you forever.

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Ryan326
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 1:58am
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You guys are sick, need help, and you Vote For The Worst people are the ones who deserve criminal charges.

Smartie
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 4:43am
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chuckbass
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 5:04am
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Seems like he was not subject to a mug shot. Sorry, guys.

On a side note: this chop is sick! lol Looks like Gaspy is really enjoying this tender father-son moment. love it.

woodrow12
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 5:08am
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Karma a is a bitch. Too funny

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Posted: June 18, 2009 - 6:08am
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Wonders if he got off before getting arrested.

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Lord Toast
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 7:28am
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Does this mean Jeff will finally have to sit little David down and talk to him about "the birds and the bees?"

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Panderer
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 8:13am
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The irony is this is one offense he cannot blame on his kid! ;-)

Contact someone at The Smoking Gun. They should be able to locate the mug shot.

The American Idle
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 8:27am
Joined: 21 May 2009

Just for the record...

Sufficient evidence for a conviction.. in a system where guilt is decided to the best of
our abilty to mean guilty beyond a reasonable doubt....

Usually means that you are... ya know... probably guilty. In fact.. everyone I know who
has ever pleaded "no contest" to anything... was guilty.

Tinnerz
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 8:42am
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

I feel bad for David. However, this is just karma for Jeff.

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Posted: June 18, 2009 - 8:56am
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Retard of the day said:
You guys are sick, need help, and you Vote For The Worst people are the ones who deserve criminal charges.

And you registered just to say this? Was this therapy prescribed to you by your shrink?

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