| fcktoob2009 |
 Posted: June 10, 2009 - 1:43am |
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Aperilla has been sighted at the local WalMart stocking up on donuts, twinkies, ice cream, and diet coke. She was bawling and muttering under her breath about Simon, Randy, & Ryan doing unspeakable things to Adam and making him think he is gay. Her next video will be when emergency crews have to cut open the side of her trailer and use a fork lift to lift her out.
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| tata58 |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 4:12am |
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| bluegenie |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 4:14am |
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Truthfully, I think he mentioned the drug use to counter the dozens of guys probably trying to already sell their story of them doing drugs with him- who's going to care now? The same with the getting drunk in a bar making out with someone in the corner- admit it first before someone else starts blabbing what a slut you are. He's already gotten very tabloid-ish- and unlike others, without any hit songs to fall back on. I think he'll do one CD and then head to Broadway.
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| elunodir |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 5:00am |
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Who knew? And who really gives a shit? He is still a media whore, nothing about him has changed, except now he has a label he can use to draw even more undeserved attention to himself.
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| Sunfyre |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 6:01am |
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Why am I not shocked? Oh right, that's because I've seen photos of him exchanging spit with another dude, screech like a pterodactyl in every performance, and the infamous "Ring Of Fire" song.
Not a news for me. Maybe for Aperilla and other ladies in denial.
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| twen_angst |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 6:45am |
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so when's aperilla's funeral? i want to send a fat bunch of stinking flowers...
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| WarzonePrez |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 7:23am |
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Quote: aperilla12 (20 hours ago) I haven't seen that yet and I can't say I believe you. Link? Posted on Shnumenstein's YouTube Channel. So apparently not only was she alive 20 hours ago, she is also apparently still in denial, and very much delusional.
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| VFTWn00b |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 9:59am |
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Well slap my ass and call me Nancy, Adam Lambert is GAY?! Who would've EVER thought...
Yes, I too cannot wait to hear from Aperilla and the countless other fantards who thought they were the future Mrs. Glambert, BUT I think I'm going to enjoy the denials better. I'm thinking there will be some fantards that will make excuses for Lambert... "He's lying," "He's just saying that to shut people up," "The money was too good to pass up," "He is doing this to make his career soar," "Bad press is better than no press at all," blah blah bligitty blah.
Besides, what does sexual preference have to do with artistry anyway?
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| chikkijaxun |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 10:14am |
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He forgot 2 more important drugs...Ketamine and poppers!
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| Panderer |
| Posted: June 10, 2009 - 10:42am |
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Gee. Wow. Oooh. Breaking news.
I guess it's a tick better than a "Yes I Am" US Weekly cover.
Now sell tour tickets and just shut up and sing, Screambert!
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