David Archuleta Continues to Have His Photo Shoots at Some Sears in a Mall

Posted by thefunnystone on June 7th, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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There is no way that Gaspy keeps taking pictures like these (and the earlier ones) without playing to VFTW. Could he honestly think these pictures are good? Either way, we love that he keeps having pictures taken by second and third rate photographers for us to enjoy.

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LoveAdam
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 4:30pm
Joined: 21 Apr 2009

ADORABLE!

Soon he will be leaving grade school. How they grow!

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Rebel
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 4:35pm
Joined: 13 May 2007

All he needs to complete the second picture is a big lolli-pop. and then he will look like the "I'm a big boy-cause I am five" that he is trying to portray.

I understand being a "good" boy and doing whatever the photographer suggest, but surely he has some sort of veto power in what pictures daddy releases.

zomg
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 4:37pm
Joined: 13 Feb 2009

I had some of those Sears photos taken once... when I was 3...

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Lambert FTW
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 5:16pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

"Gee! The older he gets the younger he looks! Not fair!"

holy crap, david archuleta is benjamin button. someone call courtney hazlett!

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Lint_Licker
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 8:53pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

It's been said before but...that boy ain't right.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 10:07pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Part of me feels sorry for him.

And part of me wants to undergo hypnosis to make myself forget I ever viewed these pictures.

The second part is way bigger than the first part. About a billion times bigger.

And Crack - those thoughts are genius, keep having 'em.

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darwin1981ph
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 10:44pm
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Wow! Is that really the effect of global recession? they really running out of funds and instead asked his assistant who happens to know how to operate a camera to take some goofy shots of his. I'm sure this pictures can be use a birthday party banner for a 1 year old who does not even understand what an awful picture this is.

gaziza
Posted: June 8, 2009 - 11:57am
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

That first shot looks like he is at his "showbiz" themed Bar Mitzvah party.

TheMuffinMan
Posted: June 8, 2009 - 11:19pm
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

I can almost tolerate the second picture but the first is just too much. I couldn't think of a worse photo op and I don't even know what the point of this photo op is. What is he doing?! Going to a graduation party? Modeling for an upcoming JC Penney 4th of July sale? Auditioning to be in the circus??

Maybe if he lost the top hat and the party favor it would be acceptable... maybe.

itchy
Posted: June 9, 2009 - 12:56am
Joined: 15 Mar 2009

The watermarks give him that hip scarification vibe.

Oh yeah, and in the first photo his belt is undone -- I'm guessing this shot was taken right after he straightened up again. That's why he's celebrating. It isn't everyday one loses one's virginity.