David Archuleta Continues to Have His Photo Shoots at Some Sears in a Mall

Posted by thefunnystone on June 7th, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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There is no way that Gaspy keeps taking pictures like these (and the earlier ones) without playing to VFTW. Could he honestly think these pictures are good? Either way, we love that he keeps having pictures taken by second and third rate photographers for us to enjoy.

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MRSxARCHULETAxxo
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 10:18am
Joined: 21 Apr 2009

uh, i think they're adorable :)

thefunnystone
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 10:21am
Joined: 20 May 2006

You would.

Blufyor
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 10:49am
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

God, my parents were too merciful to do this sort of thing to me when I was within the age bracket for Sears kids photos.

On a somewhat related note, has anyone seen the 30 Rock episode where Liz and Jenna do a photoshoot to promote their show, and Liz ends up ignoring Jenna's advice to avoid the props? The magazine winds up going with a photo of her sitting on a toilet wearing Groucho Marx glasses and holding a rubber chicken (or something like that), and when she sees the magazine she's so desperate to be recognized that she gets excited she's made the cover instead of being embarrassed.

stingray11214
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 11:29am
Joined: 03 Feb 2007

They are playing to the Nickelodeon/Hannah Montana crowd. I don't think that the Grandma's are running to his aid anymore, and he has not made an impact on the tweens. So, this is the last-ditch effort to expand his shelf life. It will fail miserably.

EdgarSandwiches
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 11:43am
Joined: 22 Apr 2009

They're making me cringe.
It's so uncomfortable to look at these.
Isn't he already 18?

penguins_and_pa...
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 11:57am
Joined: 07 Aug 2008

Do they really think the pedophile market is that big? Why else do they keep playing to them with these uber creepy photos?

Red_Parka
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 12:36pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2009

This little boy is walking, gasping awkwardness. Come out already, Archie.

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HighxOnxCrack
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 1:50pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2009

Damn..... it really IS extremely uncomfortable looking at that... it looks like he's in some sort of evil, silent pain.. and its apparently very contagious.

In the first picture he looks like those small unknown entertainers parents hire to come to their kid's 5th birthday party y'know?And in the 2nd picture its like he got recognised by one of the kids from the birthday party at a mall and he wants to avoid having half eaten icecream cones thrown at him.. poor guy.

Please No flaming from arch-angels lol.. i think he's alright, just saying what comes to my mind when i see these... images..

A-Jacks
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 2:10pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Awwwww, that's so cute. You just want to pat him on the head and pour him a bowl of Cocoa Puffs. He's eight, right?

Lurkersdovote
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 4:06pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2008

Gee! The older he gets the younger he looks! Not fair!

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